http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3850 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 03:17:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3850#post-11026 Wed, 05 May 2010 22:18:20 +0000 Stan Laurel 11026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spelling! 0/5. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3850#post-11022 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:52:45 +0000 Basil_B 11022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Send them back for another go and aswell as that tell them to take out the railway viaduct aswell just to force a route change. Somewhere through Old Trafford would be good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3850#post-11020 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:40:29 +0000 antharrison 11020@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not everyone in Stockport in stupid, after all we have the longest railway viaduct in the UK.<br /> Clever person: Why not change the route?<br /> Stopfordian: Because we wouldn't have the longest railway viaduct in the UK.</p> <p>Still at least the vista reminds me of Manhattan, and how different it looks.</p> <p>Some may say it's a pity the Lutfwaffe missed it - but the Council built it in the 1960's. </p> <p>Democracy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3850#post-11013 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:30:56 +0000 Basil_B 11013@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mrs Ivy Johnson of 6, risehill top claimed she was taken by complete surprise by a man dressed in a black and white hooped top, black eye mask and beret knocking on her front door asking if he could steal all the valuables in her house.' Well I was so stunned I just said yes' quipped a still shocked Mrs Johnson ' I mean these days they usually disguise themselves as plumbers, electricians or anybody like that and burgle your house while you think there reading the meter or something'.<br /> Mrs Johnson was asked did she ask to see any i.d to which she replied ' Don't talk soft, what sort of burglar is going to go round with an i.d tag on him saying i'm a burglar.Do you think i'm stupid or something'.<br /> For which the answer has to be a resounding yes. </p>