http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 14:38:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108689 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:52:11 +0000 Quaz 108689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108618 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:08:29 +0000 Qoxiivi 108618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great little piece this with a funny, tight punchline. Top work Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108616 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:04:41 +0000 Major Clanger 108616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108450 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:45:25 +0000 Danny 108450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant! Love the last line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108444 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:55:08 +0000 Perks 108444@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers peeps. Cheers dvo. I should tell you that I intentionally misuse the English langwich to see if anyone notices. I should tell you that, but I would be lying!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108422 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:31:48 +0000 dvo4fun 108422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. Lovely number perks &amp; great trade mag.</p> <p>[&amp; imaginative deployment of the Scottish panders] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108419 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:30:45 +0000 tedweasel 108419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one, really pushes the envelope </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108417 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:28:59 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 108417@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, like this a lot. 'Fast Moving Stationary' is great. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108411 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:40:20 +0000 button 108411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let me be the first to say ho ho ho, i like it!</p> <p>ALthough I can't help but feel its the public that will suffer as we've missed out on £10 income tax and £6 National Insurance. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38334#post-108407 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:15:15 +0000 Perks 108407@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Receptionist and Peter Paperclip PLC's 'Employee Of The Month' for January Sarah Hannigan, has publicly announced her decision to turn down the cash bonus that comes with the aforementioned accolade. She was due to pocket a pre-tax windfall of £50 following her EOTM award.</p> <p> 'I didn't have to think about it to much' Miss Hannigan told reporters. 'Like everyone else, we are going through tough times at the moment, and although I achieved this bonus primarily for getting my manager his coffee within 2 minutes of him entering the building in the morning, I can't hide from the fact that I missed my 'average call answer time' target. Taking this bonus, on top of my generous minimum wage salary would be immoral and unfair. </p> <p> Her decision comes just 1 week after December's Employee Of The Month found himself being 'stripped of his title'. Greg Badlose had his prestigious title taken off him after admitting bringing the paperclip industry into disrepute by stealing 3 pads of post-it notes and having an unreasonable amount of stapler use</p> <p> David Cameron seized on the opportunity to panda to popular opinion. In an interview with trade magazine 'Fast Moving Stationary' the PM said he 'always knew that those in the paperclip industry were jolly good people. In fact, their products are the only thing holding my policies together' </p>