http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108609 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:05:02 +0000 Al OPecia 108609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Super stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108607 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:04:01 +0000 Son of Barnabas 108607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant! It makes you wonder what other unlikely surprises are waiting to be revealed in the celebrity world...</p> <p>Like "The Krankies are really mother and son..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108451 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:49:22 +0000 Danny 108451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love renaming them "Edjohn." Good stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108387 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:47:02 +0000 dvo4fun 108387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep - touch of the time traveller's wife for a moment.</p> <p>It's five from me Ians - you're through to the next round! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108386 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:46:31 +0000 godly1966 108386@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not to late suffocate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108383 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:41:56 +0000 button 108383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good.</p> <p>VCG you messed with my mind for a minute there, responding to a comment before its been made! Please feel free to repsond to this above.</p> <p>I haven't read it DVO </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108380 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:14:06 +0000 cinquecento 108380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>great stuff, and not harsh enough - I'd have had them suffocated [i]slowly at birth.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108378 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:58:29 +0000 ianslat 108378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oops, thanks.</p> <p>Reading it back, it's rather a harsh last sentence... Oh well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108377 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:56:46 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 108377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely.</p> <p>And in response to your comment below, it's not harsh.</p> <p>Sorry button, I'll try not to let it happen again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38328#post-108375 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:54:30 +0000 ianslat 108375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world of popular music was plunged into chaos today following the revelation that annoying Irish twins Jedward might have been switched at birth.</p> <p>Fellow Irish pop music idiot Louis Walsh explained, 'medical records found at a Dublin hospital suggest that the one we thought was John is actually Edward, and the one we thought was Edward is really John. It blows your mind doesn't it?'</p> <p>The brothers themselves were said to be speechless at the news, for a moment. 'It's amazing' shouted John, or possibly Edward. 'All these years I thought I was me, and it turns out I was him.' His brother, John, or possible Edward, concurred 'we don't know who we are any more. All we know is that we're going to have to rename ourselves Edjohn.'</p> <p>No-one from the hospital was available for comment, but they did release a statement saying 'we apologise wholeheartedly for the mixup. Jedward were obviously supposed to be suffocated at birth rather than just mixed up.' </p>