http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107183 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:42:42 +0000 writinginbsl 107183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bangin</p> <p>stars</p> <p>would work with bmx too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107154 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:06:59 +0000 button 107154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love the punchline </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107145 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:20:52 +0000 beau-jolly 107145@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame you fucked up the headline. Possibly why I missed this earlier. Nevermind. Its back on the top now where it belongs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107144 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:19:19 +0000 beau-jolly 107144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant, funny and satirical. Loved it.<br /> "..the raddest jihadist, the founder member of the ‘Axles of Evil’.." Pure poetry.</p> <p>Have lots of stars, dude. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107131 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:27:56 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 107131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers. I started with the 'radical' bit. I am so not 'down with the kids'. And if I was, I doubt I'd be able to get back up.</p> <p>201t? What a retard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107110 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:59:16 +0000 dvo4fun 107110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Runes - was the whole sub designed around the punchline? Wonderful pun. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107102 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:26:49 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 107102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37913#post-107079 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:11:46 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 107079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A radical cleric who dedicates his life to fundamental skateboarding has won the right to demonstrate the sport at London 2012. </p> <p>In a hurriedly-built half-pipe, Abu ‘The Grind’ Qatada wooed a crowd of journalists with a series of gnarly moves typical of the extremist sport. But the mood quickly soured and Qatada ‘totally bailed’ after he was asked if he’d have his photo taken with members of the women’s team.</p> <p>Controversy is never far from the raddest jihadist, the founder member of the ‘Axles of Evil’ is a sworn opponent of ‘freestyle’. “These moves are not open to interpretation. Those that perform ‘Nosehook Impossibles’, ‘anti-Caspers’ or ‘Helipops’ are imperialist running dogs”, decreed the well-sick street performer. “Although I would never say that to Tony Hawk’s face.”</p> <p>While Qatada certainly has his followers, his uncompromising demands that all skaters practice five times a day and his open hostility to other roller sports has led to calls for him to just try and ‘chillax’.</p> <p>“Qatada is always condemning people who don’t stick to his strict routine”, complained one fellow skater, “then he deliberately misinterprets the rules for his own benefit. No-one really believes you get bonus points for making a promo video before you set off, but sometimes there’s just no arguing with him.”</p> <p>Witnesses of the demonstration agreed that Qatada nailed his routine, an explosive mix of traditional tricks and an hour and a half of ranting. But the Olympic committee may not allow him to perform in London again, after he claimed they were part of a ‘zionist plot’. </p> <p>“It was culturally insensitive to ask me to shake hands with the Israeli team”, declared Qatada, “they know I refuse to recognise their boarders.” </p>