http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3782 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 21:31:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3782#post-10857 Wed, 05 May 2010 08:49:12 +0000 Rizzo 10857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Clegg can barely contain his excitement after some polls still predicted a hung parliament giving him the opportunity to move into 10 Downing Street with David Cameron and Gordon Brown. </p> <p>"It'll be just like being back at Uni" he told a close friend "i've already bagsy'd the biggest bedroom and drawn up a housework rota, I'm a bit concerned about Dave spending too much time in the bathroom though" </p> <p>Gordon Brown meanwhile is more sceptical about having to share his home with two other men but at a meeting between the three of them to discuss the living arrangements he was adamant that he should be in charge of the housekeeping money. This idea was immediately vetoed by the other two with Nick Clegg saying Gordon couldn't be trusted not to squander the money on Jaffa Cakes , Pot Noodles and missile defence systems.</p> <p>David Cameron has been keeping his cards close to the chest about the move but a leaked document which has now been made public is titled "Major re-decoration of 10 Downing Street" though upon closer inspection this equated to number of very minor changes indiscernible to most people. The exception to this being his bedroom which he plans to kit out in mirrors and fox fur although in the document it poses the question whether it will be big enough to house his collection of Margaret Thatcher memorabilia and his vertical sunbed.</p> <p>Rumours are still abound that Gordon Brown has a contingency plan in case the Tories triumph which involves throwing a huge party on election night and leaving Cameron to tidy up after and get rid of the empties, apparently in a discussion with an aide about the arrangements he was heard to mutter "Let's see the smarmy bastard try and recycle vomit" </p>