http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37617 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 19:36:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37617#post-106107 Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:08:23 +0000 brieosh1 106107@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Daily Mail “columnist”, Richard Littlejohn, was completely gob-smacked today after finally getting around to watching “Up”, the Disney/Pixar feature film. In his continuing battle separating fact from fiction, Littlejohn claimed that the film had to be a documentary:</p> <p>“There is no way this isn’t real. I defy anyone to come close to imagining such a script; I mean, YOU couldn’t make it, could you? Of course not, you are just a limp, left-leaning, liberal leech.”</p> <p>After it was pointed out that Mr Littlejohn was spitting rage at a wonky lamppost, he went on to add:</p> <p>“I know who you are – some sort of Polish lighting device, intent on stealing jobs from British lampposts.”</p> <p>Despite initial reports on this story sounding far-fetched, an official statement has been released from Littlejohn’s lawyers stating that... “he is a cretin.” </p>