http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 13:28:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105597 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:33:41 +0000 Newsquelch 105597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Grab some cream! quick! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105596 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:31:43 +0000 FlashArry 105596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>- perhaps I'm developing Biscuit Deja Vu ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105595 Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:27:17 +0000 Newsquelch 105595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What! - no! maybe not? - second coming! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105577 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:48:13 +0000 Major Clanger 105577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn dangerous, those conkers. A real elf 'n' safety issue. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105554 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:39:59 +0000 FlashArry 105554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>***** - but haven't I seen you before ?<br /> Still bally funny though ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37459#post-105543 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:27:43 +0000 Newsquelch 105543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>London to Gatwick or Brighton travelers are being urged to re-plan or procastinate a little before beginning their journeys and allow extra time. </p> <p>Surrey Police confirm that a nine year old child making his way to school jacknifed while crossing the carriageway and shed the entire contents of his school rucksack, which appeared to mostly consist of sandwiches, cheese straws, a carton of orange juice and some conkers, over both lanes in the Coulsdon area. </p> <p>Two drivers are being treated for minor conker impact abrasions and some vehicles suffered superficial Ben 10 bodywork damage damage. Several other motorists could be seen sitting by the roadside wrapped in space blankets and sipping mugs of something hot, prompting the AA to issue a Major Incident Warning. </p> <p>There is no word yet on when the stretch of road will re-open. </p>