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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Constipated pensioner found motionless</title>
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			<title>godly1966 on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>godly1966</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hmmm Shakespeare, Richard the turd
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Major Clanger on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 12:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Major Clanger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Got my first ticker with this.  I'm looking forward to my second and turd.
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			<title>Username on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 09:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Username</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;* * * * *  Royal flush
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Major Clanger on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Major Clanger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hmmm.  Lavatorial humour may be a load of crap, but it always gets a reaction.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>dvo4fun on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dvo4fun</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;yep
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Immunis on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105565</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Immunis</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;This story's going nowhere
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>FlashArry on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105557</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FlashArry</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Thwarted by the child-proof top on the bottle of syrup of figs ?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Newsquelch on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105540</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Newsquelch</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;The ambulance service said he was a curled up heap. Clearly browned off with the situation.
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			<title>medici2471 on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105528</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>medici2471</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;an unopened pack of Andrex by his side
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			<title>Newsquelch on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105523</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Newsquelch</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Unfortunately the victim usually called in regularly..
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>John Ffitch-Rucker on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105493</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>John Ffitch-Rucker</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Straining for a movement? 5*
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			<title>Sinnick on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;5*
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>godly1966 on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>godly1966</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I saw that in the theatre, no fun sitting in the stools.
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			<title>Newsquelch on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Newsquelch</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Haha! *****
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>medici2471 on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105424</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>medici2471</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;No but I've smelt the trailer
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Major Clanger on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37430#post-105423</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Major Clanger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'd ask if you'd seen that new movie &#34;Constipation&#34;.... but it hasn't come out yet.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>medici2471 on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>medici2471</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;No shit!
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Major Clanger on "Constipated pensioner found motionless"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Major Clanger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;.
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