http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 13:02:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105285 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:48:46 +0000 dvo4fun 105285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely sub VCG. Good to hear that you're self-employed and thus paying for all your time on-line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105282 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:40:27 +0000 JonnyJP 105282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant... again </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105256 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:12:30 +0000 Major Clanger 105256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wonderful. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105253 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:01:28 +0000 button 105253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another craker VCG </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105249 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:49:12 +0000 cinquecento 105249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they should have gone out on a high note after the one with Barrymore, George Galloway and Pete Burns - hypnotically vicious and career destroying stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105235 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:46:30 +0000 Perks 105235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Beautiful. Love the punchline. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105227 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:31:27 +0000 Newsquelch 105227@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"who has a beard that looks a bit like a beard that a suspect had in a 1997 Crimewatch recreation"</p> <p>I doubt such a high calibre candidate would ever agree to be on the show!</p> <p>***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37358#post-105217 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:04:07 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 105217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A 93 year old woman who inadvertently watched a whole episode of Celebrity Big Brother has claimed that it was 'the spirit of the blitz' that got her through her horrific ordeal.</p> <p>Doris Riley is bed-ridden and lives in a care home. When one of her carers accidentally left the TV in her room on channel 5 she was forced to endure a whole episode of the show.</p> <p>With the remote out of her reach Doris had no option but to watch 'celebrities', such as a woman who once slept with a footballer, a bloke who once walked past in the background of a news report, and somebody who has a beard that looks a bit like a beard that a suspect had in a 1997 Crimewatch re-enactment.</p> <p>'It wasn’t pleasant, but I’ve lived through some bad times and used my experience to get me through.' said Doris, still clearly shaken by the incident.</p> <p>'I remembered the times during the war, and how we would sit in our bomb shelter singing songs to try and stay positive, not knowing whether we’d make it through or what we’d find outside if we did. I just kept telling myself 'Watching this rubbish is bad, but it can’t last forever, I’ll be ok.' and I managed to get through it.'</p> <p>After the carer in question realised what she had done she apologised profusely and immediately administered an emergency tape of Countdown in an attempt to calm the pensioner down.</p> <p>When asked if she would now find herself hooked on Big Brother and watch further episodes of the series, Doris replied, 'No dear. I might be old, but I’m not retarded.' </p>