http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 21:11:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200&page=2#post-104809 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:30:43 +0000 rikkor 104809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I want to slap him in the face every time he says "pukka", and I'm not even English. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200&page=2#post-104745 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:58:48 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 104745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’ve never quite understood the level of vitriol aimed at AWT. Sure he’s no L’oreal advert, and he’s ginger, but apart from that and petty theft, what has he done to upset so many people? As for Oliver, however, I could cheerfully pull his arms off for what he does to the English language. Mother-pukka! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104739 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:43:15 +0000 beau-jolly 104739@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>AWT quote: <em>"On one occasion I paid £180 for three crates of champagne and at the same time nicked £4 of stuff - how ridiculous and how stupid”</em><br /> £180 for 3 crates of Champagne? The lying bastard! That would be £5 a bottle. Is he saying he took £900 worth of Champagne but only paid £180 or did he buy 3 dozen special offer Cava and pass it off as Champagne? Nicking £4 worth of stuff is nothing compared to this.<br /> Ugly little gnome, etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104720 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:55:27 +0000 beau-jolly 104720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BTW. Didn't that young chap who used to hang around Judy Finnagan get done for shoplifting? Whatever happened to him? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104719 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:54:32 +0000 beau-jolly 104719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My favourite line from Mock the Week.<br /> Frankie Boyle: "Dear Points of View, I've just watched Nigella making bread and I damn near pulled my cock off!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104702 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:48:22 +0000 Stan Laurel 104702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talking of which <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/12/13/innuendo-free-version-of-nigellas-christmas-kitchen-to-be-broadcast-for-celibate-viewers/">Here's one I made earlier ....</a>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104700 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:41:26 +0000 dvo4fun 104700@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In England plenty of people get 'cautioned' especially if first-timers. There's a reasoned argument that goes something along the lines of 'most people only go through the criminal justice system once and so it is probably best to divert from the court part and avoid "contamination" with more seasoned offenders'. Oh, and it's much cheaper. </p> <p>Offenders have to accept their guilt, formal caution is undertaken by Police and although for purposes of 'convictions' the miscreant doesn't have one, the event does appear on the list of convictions provided in any subsequent criminal prosecutions. And, I suspect, on any data churned out by the criminal records agency/bureau/thingy before one can work with various groups.</p> <p>I purchased at great expense a Heston Blumenthal oven thermometer. Now returned as useless. I suspect he didn't actually check it at all.</p> <p>Although he may yet turn it around by a stint in the Priory I confess that I do feel a tad sorry for the AWT chap as the potential fall is quite spectacularly long in comparison to the crime. </p> <p>And also, whilst he probably isn't getting many nowadays, he may suffer some reduction in Robin Cook looky-likey gigs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104656 Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:48:43 +0000 Poecheng 104656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JUst giving Nigella's baps a bounce .... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104642 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:35:16 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 104642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, God, you mentioned Nigella’s baps. Excuse me for a while... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104635 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:52:57 +0000 bonjonelson 104635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if any of the patrons of his restaurants could be done for handling stolen goods? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104632 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:38:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 104632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>First Jamie Oliver fobs me off with a shit tagine, and now this. </blockquote><br /> Serves you right Waylandy.<br /> Everyone knows to avoid the shit tagine, best to order the lamb. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104622 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:50:55 +0000 Ironduke 104622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nigella. Baps. Mmmm.</p> <p>There will now be a brief hiatus in my postings... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104619 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:46:01 +0000 waylandsmithy 104619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Al, we share a similar breadbin! Total shit: bread keeps longer on the bird table than it does in that poorly considered mould-breeder. The selfish cow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104617 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:37:42 +0000 Al OPecia 104617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We had the same problem with Nigella's bread bin (not a euphemism). Baps kept popping out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104616 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:37:12 +0000 Ironduke 104616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't get me started on the Jamie Oliver Flavour Shaker.</p> <p>A mouse ball in a child's beaker, it was shite. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104615 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:36:26 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 104615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I bought one of Nigella’s biscuit barrels. (Not a euphemism). The top wouldn’t stay closed, so we binned it. Never bought another celebrity chef endorsed item since. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104613 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:31:40 +0000 waylandsmithy 104613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>First Jamie Oliver fobs me off with a shit tagine, and now this. </p> <p>TV chefs, huh? Cunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104610 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:24:17 +0000 gaijintendo 104610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am actually worried about myself. I feel sorry for the chap. Not for the thieving, but for the mentalism, and for the incredible amount of vitriol aimed at him.</p> <p>Get well soon, you short-arse shoplifting troll etc etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104604 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:15:08 +0000 nickb 104604@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh dear, difficult. 1, the ticker now has an identical headline to today's Sun splash, as Bonjonelson was quick to point out. Not good. 2. AWT will have loads of people come into his restaurant, eat loads then do a runner, having left a note using AWT's own diminished responsibility style apology. "Sorry didn't pay. Seeking treatment." 3. older news crumbs will remember Lady Isobel Barnett, a kind of token toff-ess on TV and radio panel games. Her career declining, she nicked a can of tuna, was fined £75 and topped herself. And who can forget Ms Craddock, queen of tv cooks, and husband johnnie saying at the end of a show "I hope your doughnuts all look like Fannies'". Irrelevant, but cheering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104541 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:22:18 +0000 beau-jolly 104541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think he may have got into a spot of bother when he closed the fourth restaurant. You will probably spot him robbing Aldi soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104528 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:00:09 +0000 Scroat 104528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Being better off, you'd think he'd shoplift at Waitrose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104473 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:13:17 +0000 tedweasel 104473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On the bright side Scroat, he doesn't have as many Clubcard points as you do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104471 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:07:42 +0000 godly1966 104471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now that would be an “Unexpected item in bagging area” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104467 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:02:29 +0000 beau-jolly 104467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite agree. "<em>My </em>local Tesco". Surely THE local Tesco which I reluctantly visit occasionally.<br /> I do feel that Scroat is outraged that <em>his </em>Tesco has suffered this henious crime.<br /> I think it would be wonderful if, on a set day, everyone took what they wanted from the nearest Tesco preferably shitting on the self service check-out on the way out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104462 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:48:14 +0000 waylandsmithy 104462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He shoplifts at <em>Tesco?</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104459 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:37:34 +0000 godly1966 104459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Every little helps </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104455 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:30:50 +0000 Scroat 104455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Front page humiliation in The Sun is too good for him!</p> <p>Outraged,</p> <p>Henley. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104441 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:58:54 +0000 bonjonelson 104441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Possibly, because unlike normal folk, he has been sentenced to front page humiliation in The Sun - more than any normal thief would have to deal with. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104429 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:30:55 +0000 beau-jolly 104429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Double standards! If he's got few mates to help and done it when the shop was closed he would have been locked up. Tsch! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37200#post-104428 Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:23:24 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 104428@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doesn't "Shoplifters will be prosecuted" just mean that they'll pass it to the police rather than having their security guard shout at you?</p> <p>So if he's had a formal caution from the police then that is a result of prosecution isn't it?</p> <p>I may well be wrong, but I'd be surprised if many people get more than a caution for shoplifting unless it's done about 300 times and on high value stuff. </p>