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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing</title>
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			<title>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing"</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>allmyownstunts on "Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing"</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;As Anthony Worrall-thomson celebrated his release from custody by throwing a celebratory party at his home, the manager of the branch of Tesco which caught him shoplifitng has revealed that half a grapefruit, two tins of pineapple chunks and a packet of cocktail sticks are still unaccounted for.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Police were reported to be baffled by the disappearances.&#34;We don't seem to be able to trace a pack of three Tesco Value foil disposable party platters either&#34;, the manager admitted. &#34;I just can't see a link.&#34;
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