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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Darwin Awards Contender.</title>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105480</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sinnick, we have this room, thanks all the same.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Deirdre, sorry Hoops. I did, and still do.&#60;br /&#62;
But to the altogether more grown-up Karma Lounge and VIP room, and Dance Factory...&#60;br /&#62;
I remember the smell of stale sweat well...
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			<title>dvo4fun on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105474</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dvo4fun</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Time to start on the scotch I think
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105469</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;And I'm Deirde a bookish tweed wearing spinster with an interest in lint
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105466</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Jeni is actually Colin a 6'4&#34; bricklayer and weekend scrum half so ....yes!
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			<title>Sinnick on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105455</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;er, do you 2 want to get a room ?
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105445</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Did you ever go to Fatties/Dance Factory ... just finished Lorraine Wilson's book &#34;Take it to the Bridge&#34; that covers that era brilliantly (you're no her are you ...eek?)
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105443</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Brookes was the venue of our regular Wednesday nights out, but although I remember the Sands (Taxi?! Lazy bastard!), I'm of the Buddies/Atlantic/Jacques era. Loved being bar-staff, no queuing and then in free.&#60;br /&#62;
I'm from Blackness way originally, but the Ferry seems to attract a particularly horrendous type of gadgie, one which is very fond of nylon and Pit Bulls.
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105440</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Are you too young to remember Brook's then a taxi along to The Sands for a night of disco type grooving and yep agree with you about the Ferry's gadge invasion, and I'm a good working class boy fae the schemes myself.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105416</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Ah, I worked in the Fish for a few years. Just realised that would have been 20yrs ago, yikes!! And the Arch is a great pub, never any bother and fantastic food.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;It is a braw wee place, until the summer, when the buses disgorge the gadgies.
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;The Ferry Inn preceded by a pint in The Royal Arch then a swift one in The Fisherman's. Used to live in T'Ferry and had forgotten what a convivial wee place it is (hic!!)
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105398</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sounds ace Hoops! I know a few of my friends were in the Tapas for a nosh that night.&#60;br /&#62;
Which one did you go to? The Ferry Inn or Pedro's new venture along in what was Brambles?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Haven't been to Snoutie for a night out in ages, must consider travelling further afield instead of just trotting down the road.
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			<title>Hoops McCann on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-105397</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Hoops McCann</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hoi Jen ......... had great Hogmany in the Ferry, nosebag at the Tapas then back to 'noustie for the bells, live band in the 19th much knees-upping and ghood vibe-erry. Ace time had by all.
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			<title>beau-jolly on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104431</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;That does sound suspiciously like a premeditated suicide attempt you must admit.  Where's the fun in jumping into freezing water with a bag of stones?  Admittedly it was probably more fun than having a drink in Wemouth on NYE.
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			<title>writinginbsl on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;A few years ago there was an incident involving a skip lorry carrying 'loose' waste oil which, not surprisingly, spilt all over the road causing traffic problems on a steep hill going into Weymouth, particularly for the police vehicles which crashed when attempting to sort out the chaos.&#60;br /&#62;
Skip driver's defence? 'Well I netted it first ...'&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Also, in the same area, roughly Mr BSL rescued and resuscitated a drunken yoof who had attempted to go for a night time New Years swim in the sea off Weymouth after loading a backpack with stones first for a larf&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;bless&#60;br /&#62;
he did in fact end up vomiting on mr  bsl, who then had mixed feelings about the moral value of the rescue
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			<title>Sinnick on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104398</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;And there I was, thinking lawyers were supposed to be pedantic, but hey-ho.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I think the Darwin Awards have an &#34;almost&#34; category.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104394</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;If you insist on being pedantic, then no, he isn't really a contender.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I couldn't think of an &#34;Almost, but not quite, Darwin Award&#34; though.
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			<title>Sinnick on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104393</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Not strictly eligible for the Darwin Awards, since he survived.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Was he a builder by any chance ? Bricks and mortar ... Oh, never mind.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Incidently, the Darwin Awards are announced soon, aren't they ?
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104389</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I would not be surprised if he did. &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Apparently he's a regular in my local, I just hope he doesn't bring it in with him to show everyone.
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			<title>dvo4fun on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104383</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>dvo4fun</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Was he shaking it, holding it up to his ear and saying &#34;Captain Mainwaring, it's started ticking!&#34; ?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Darwin Awards Contender."</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37179#post-104375</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Yesterday, the main street of my little suburban town was completely cordoned off.&#60;br /&#62;
Some apology for a sentient being found an old mortar on a hill in Dundee, drove the 5 miles to Broughty Ferry with it in the back of his van, passing &#60;strong&#62;5&#60;/strong&#62; Police Stations on his way, to bring it to our wee, generally unmanned, Police Station.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;As soon as the local paper has the story, I'll post the link.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;What a complete tool.
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