Forum » Topic: Obama moves USA to a single time zone

Forum » Topic: Obama moves USA to a single time zone http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37139 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php brownpaperreporter on "Obama moves USA to a single time zone" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37139#post-104250 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:34:06 +0000 brownpaperreporter 104250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American needs to enjoy that experience, no matter what that experience may be” said Obama. So 2013 may have many things but it will contain New York children attending school at the old 3am The American military are unaffected. According to General Clint Borhham “Hell we don’t care what time of day it is, in fact we don’t know what day it is anyways”