http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 12:49:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103782 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:48:16 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 103782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks people, glad I managed not to offend anybody.</p> <p>Is it just me, or does Dalglish's "Buy British" transfer policy look increasingly suspicious in the wake of recent goings on at Anfield? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103777 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:27:40 +0000 Sinnick 103777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn't possibly be interpreted as offending SL or family<br /> 5* for your careful work.</p> <p>Nice to see Dalglish denigrated </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103774 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:16:49 +0000 button 103774@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it, 5 stars.</p> <p>***king Kenny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103762 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:36:25 +0000 ronseal 103762@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>Apparently, Sepp Blatter said that the Lawrences and Dobson/Norris should shake hands after the trial and forget about it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103761 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:23:48 +0000 DorsetBoy 103761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb ! Edgy and a tad unfair, like all good satire.</p> <p>A pentuple of stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103756 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:22:11 +0000 Golgo13 103756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103732 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:30:14 +0000 JonnyJP 103732@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103725 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:54:48 +0000 Perks 103725@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only 4 and a bit stars. Let me help with 5. It shows the delution of 'king kenny' who is basically saying,he called him a negro to calm him down. I think they should call him K-ing K-ing K-enny.<br /> Great job VCG </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103704 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:01:25 +0000 dvo4fun 103704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great new punchline </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103691 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:16:50 +0000 Drylaw 103691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure I heard Dalglish say at one point :"I'm no' trying tae be evasive or anything."</p> <p>Mebbe's aye....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103690 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:57:49 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 103690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I'll be ok without a tin hat dvo, but thanks anyway. Didn't have this ready, just popped into my head, possibly inspired by charlies_hat.</p> <p>Like that thisisall1word, will tag that on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103672 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:33:21 +0000 dvo4fun 103672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>VCG, do you need to borrow a tin hat? Did you have this on the stocks awaiting the verdict like BBC/ITV? Or a slack day at the office? Three questions is enuff perhaps. </p> <p>Didn't strike me as a joke about SL or his family BTW. Astonishing family must be said. What stamina. Experience has taught me that one shouldn't seek to outguess, on the basis of media reports, a jury who hear a whole case .. but I couldn't resist a "Yes!" when the verdict came through. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103663 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:47:42 +0000 nickb 103663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yup. commander's stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103660 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:31:53 +0000 thisisall1word 103660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know it would be hammering home the nail of analogy into the kitten of satire but I was wondering if a last sentance along the lines of;</p> <p>Dalglish also revealed that he has "no intentions to appeal against Luis Suarez 8 game ban. Some things are indefensable and I strongly feel it would be in poor taste for me to challenge the FAs ruling"...</p> <p>Or something.</p> <p>Have some stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103657 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:20:04 +0000 kimllfixit 103657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Firm hand shake for having the courage to do an article with such a high 'can-of-worms' risk. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103631 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:58:48 +0000 charlies_hat 103631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope - I wasn't fishing for a tip ! Just saying that I bottled out when you didn't, I commend your bold streak... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103628 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:55:23 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 103628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought I'd seen something else on this subject Charlie, but when I checked to make sure I hadn't accidentally stolen the idea I couldn't see anything.</p> <p>Do you want a hat-tip? Or would you rather I didn't?</p> <p>I think it's ok, because the butt of the joke is 'king Kenny Dalglish, rather than being a joke about Stephen Lawrence. I think. Well, hope might be the word actually... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103627 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:52:20 +0000 charlies_hat 103627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good.</p> <p>I posted "16 Norris/Dobson T-Shirts delivered to Anfield" this morning, but replaced it with "no kissing, just hard CPR" after I got cold feet.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103624 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:32:37 +0000 butagirl 103624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ouch. Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36936#post-103623 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:30:30 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 103623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After being found guilty of the racist murder of Stephen Lawrence 18 years ago, Gary Dobson and David Norris have found an unlikely ally in the form of Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish.</p> <p>‘It’s disappointing that this guilty verdict has been reached, but we at Liverpool FC will continue to stand by Gary and David because we know they’re good lads at heart.’ said Dalglish in a strongly worded statement, ‘We won’t be appealing the decision but it’s a shame that the Metropolitan police have only released the details that suit their case, such as the concrete evidence against the pair, and the full facts haven’t been made available to the public.’</p> <p>Dalglish went on to state that the entire trial was flawed from the outset, and amounted to one man’s word against another.</p> <p>‘Gary and David have insisted from the beginning that they didn’t do anything wrong, but the court has chosen to believe the overwhelming forensic case against them instead of their statements that “we didn’t do nothing”, which is very saddening.’</p> <p>‘King Kenny’ also expressed his disappointment that cultural factors were not taken into account, claiming that repeatedly stabbing a black man, just because of the colour of his skin, is not seen as offensive in the area of London where Dobson and Norris are from.</p> <p>‘They didn’t look at the cultural aspect at all. Dobson has got a black wife, who he regularly stabs, and she isn’t offended by it, so I don’t see why anybody else should be.’</p> <p>‘Everybody at the football club will continue to support them during their prison term, and in the meantime we will concentrate on trying to get Glen Johnson, our only black player, as much exposure as possible to prove that we’re not a bunch of racists. We’d preferably like him to white himself up a bit more first though.’</p> <p>Dalglish also revealed that he has 'no intentions to appeal against Luis Suarez eight game ban. Some things are indefensable and I strongly feel it would be in poor taste for me to challenge the FAs ruling.'</p> <p>[Hat-tip thisisall1word] </p>