http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 12:48:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-11017 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:38:16 +0000 MADJEZ 11017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We are not Rikkor-bashing (that would make a good euphamism !) we are merely taking the piss out of a fellow biscuiter who has stuck his neck out for our amusement. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-11014 Wed, 05 May 2010 21:31:44 +0000 antharrison 11014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Please stop Rikkor-bashing - at least he know's what going-on over the fence </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10842 Wed, 05 May 2010 08:03:14 +0000 QorbeQ 10842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hate the idea of someone incorrectly using my colon too. The editor of the Daily Maul shall hear of this outrage! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10837 Wed, 05 May 2010 07:54:39 +0000 Des Custard 10837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have to admit to being shocked by the ticker. The incorrect use of a semicolon instead of a colon really grates. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10647 Tue, 04 May 2010 09:27:30 +0000 MADJEZ 10647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes chill-out Rikkor. The fact that no-one was hurt and the bungling nature of the bomber surely puts this in the same category of the farcical Glasgow attack rather than anything more serious. Remember we’ve had about 30 years of the Irish trying to blow us up to hone our bomb jokes.</p> <p>PS Loved the fact the guy was caught at JFK airport trying to fly direct to Dubai. I think they're dealing with a real James Bond type here ! Did he not think to drive to Canada or perhaps fly somewhere not in the Middle East first. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10635 Tue, 04 May 2010 08:16:38 +0000 MADJEZ 10635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is that near the epicene-ter of the explosion that didn't happen. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10629 Tue, 04 May 2010 07:54:19 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 10629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Qorbeq, you should get angry, then you could be Banbury Cross. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10627 Tue, 04 May 2010 06:59:01 +0000 QorbeQ 10627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Deidre,</p> <p>Today I had to look up the word 'epicene'. All my friends are calling me stupid. What should I do?</p> <p>Yours worriedly,</p> <p>QorbeQ from Banbury </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10626 Tue, 04 May 2010 06:34:41 +0000 nealdoran 10626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, old pal, I honestly don't have to be enraged to point out when you're getting things a little bit wrong. I bet you think all those women who won't go out with you are either furious lesbians or having their period.</p> <p>Also, I'm not really Irish, and have all my own teeth. That's just an FYI. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10621 Tue, 04 May 2010 05:21:18 +0000 edward hack 10621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they don't make bombs like they used to<br /> you would have to have renamed the place Times Round </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10619 Mon, 03 May 2010 23:24:51 +0000 thisisall1word 10619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oh bollocks. Am I too late to become enraged?</p> <p>How dare USAsians say we can not make funny about such things. I am enraged. There's a clear line to be drawn between humorous terrorism and the more serious type. I suggest that loss of life might be a good place to start.</p> <p>The British like to wear 'sense of humour' as some badge of pride and also carry it as a stick to beat foreigners with whenever possible. Now sit still rikkor, while I hit you with the enraged stick of freedom to make mildly amusing jokes at situations where no one died.</p> <p>Unless you were winding us up in which case, oh... actually never mind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10618 Mon, 03 May 2010 23:07:00 +0000 rikkor 10618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My work is done when I have enraged a toothless Irish dwarf and a superannuated, epicene floorwalker with delusions of grandeur. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10615 Mon, 03 May 2010 22:56:21 +0000 theumpire 10615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Madjez - you had me laughing out loud; and that's something umpires don't do.</p> <p>Can't wait for "Strictly Come Bombing". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10606 Mon, 03 May 2010 21:48:18 +0000 MADJEZ 10606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I must congratulate your countryman for 'foiing' The bomb plot by waiting for it to NOT GO OFF ! I suspect whoever did this won't do well on Terrorist Idol. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10575 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:26:48 +0000 ronseal 10575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if Mel Gibson will star in a Hollywood blockbuster about a retired Freedom Fighter, who was tempted out of retirement to do One Last Job, a routine car bombing of the Great Satan HQ's in New York (home to the goddamn commies and liberals)<br /> Except, somehow, the job went wrong...</p> <p>This movie would be massive box office in Flyover State, USA, </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10570 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:07:08 +0000 PluckyMunky 10570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's always impressed me about you, Rikkor, that you can laugh at others, but never at yourself or your fellow country-people. Bless, you. Love, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10568 Mon, 03 May 2010 18:59:34 +0000 nealdoran 10568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you never seen a Hollywood blockbuster movie, sport? We're evil villains over here. Evil.</p> <p>And if you're choosing comparisons, the huge amount of jokes that came out of the attempted car bombing at Glasgow airport would probably be a better one.</p> <p>Also while we're on the subject, I seem to recall the major satirical news radio show on at the time of the Underground bombings in the UK, The Now Show, was recorded the day after the bombing, and didn't shy away from the topic. So there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3679#post-10534 Mon, 03 May 2010 16:42:40 +0000 rikkor 10534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It reminds me of all the great humor that came out of your Underground bombings. </p>