http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3666 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 06:12:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3666#post-10504 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:20:44 +0000 g ropper 10504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[b]in Hyde Park on this lovely historic day,May the 6th,and the popcorn eating crowd are in high spirits to watch the hung Parliment.A cheer goes up as Albert perryponce dressed all in black,his sadistic rat like eyes poking through his hang mans mask as he places the noose round the first Mps neck,Gorden brown,looking his usual shabby self,still clutching his bag of broken promises and mumbleing to himself right up to deaths door.Next we have the materialistic mummys boy David cameron,his angelic baby face hiding the monster within,a long standing follower of greedy Hitlerite Margret Flatturlance,who will always be remembered for starving the miners and their children into submission,and taxing the poor,not forgetting her version of euthanasia on the mentally ill,death in the community.and we musnt forget her husband patron of alcohol annonamous and funder of the drinks industry,a proud statue of him stands in Trafalger square of him swimming in a giant gin bottle,what a guy.Next we have Nick Griffin,proof that you dont need a brain to become a MP,oh look hes wet himself ha ha poor old Nick a baffoon to the end,or should that be Babboon.Yes hes still babbling on blaming others for his and his party members own inadequacys.His young followers drunk in the crowd in their animal skins knuckles dragging on the floor as they show their support by shouting "Ug"Their older are proberly at home in their caves eating babies while watching on Tv with their ugly neo nasty wives.Oh look hers a face we havnt seen in a while John Major better known as major disaster,and Nick Clegg the let everyone out of prison.Oh look its Jeremy Kyle,hes not a Mp whats he doing on the gallows?he shouldnt be here,lets see what the crowd thinks?What shall we do with Jeremy Kyle?"Hang him Hang him"But hes done nothing wrong!"Hang him anyway"Shall I swop him for a MP?"Yes ....crucify him. crucify him...nail him up....crucify hi............................ </p>