http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 18:25:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10541 Mon, 03 May 2010 17:16:33 +0000 PluckyMunky 10541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, of course you can, Mr Seal. He has been well watered and fed and has been climbing over the sofa. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10535 Mon, 03 May 2010 16:43:46 +0000 ronseal 10535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers Plucky</p> <p>Can I have my goat back? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10525 Mon, 03 May 2010 14:28:20 +0000 PluckyMunky 10525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for those few, kind, words, Mr Seal! That's a lot to assume about someone who happens not to like the Krankies and none of them is the case. I am sorry that 'my type' really gets your goat. Love, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10513 Mon, 03 May 2010 12:21:49 +0000 ronseal 10513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Krankies are brilliant!</p> <p>I would say Janet Tough is a tour de force as Jimmy. If I knew what tour de force means. </p> <p>If you don't like the Krankies, perhaps you are one of these men I keep reading about, who get together (as men do, in a secret conspriacy) and don't allow women to be funny. </p> <p>And given that janet is scottish, I could probably accuse you of being racist too.</p> <p>Given those two -isms, against your character, I now have license to assume you like fox hunting, are in favour of closing down hospitals, and want to see young children run over by Jeremy Clarkson as he speeds away from flood waters caused by climate change which could have been avoided if we'd been allowed to install more CCTV cameras in your bedroom.</p> <p>Your type really gets my goat! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10512 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:50:03 +0000 PluckyMunky 10512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't think humour 'keeps', Mr Seal. Its probably of its time.</p> <p>I can't be bothered with going through all the paperwork to change my name to Plunky. Anyway, Plunky is a silly name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10510 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:47:27 +0000 PluckyMunky 10510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jimmy Cricket must be the least funny commedian there is, apart from the slightly pervy Krankies, Mr Beq. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10509 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:44:55 +0000 ronseal 10509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Plucky,</p> <p>That's twice I've done that. Both times a genuine mistake, honest.</p> <p>Would it be easier if you changed your name to Plunky?</p> <p>And tell the Cooper family that thier man Tommy didn't really deliver on his promise.</p> <p>I was a bit let down by that DVD, I must admit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10507 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:38:00 +0000 PluckyMunky 10507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me, Mr Sale, my name is 'Plucky'.</p> <p>There is a statue of Tommy Cooper, in Caerphilly, even though the family moved when he was 3 months old. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10505 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:22:13 +0000 ronseal 10505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plunky,</p> <p>he did a magic trick and it went like this.</p> <p>DVD, expectation, expectation, DVD</p> <p>No, hang on. It was.. </p> <p>Excitement, Nostalgia, nostalgia, excitement</p> <p>No, Hang on. eee-ha ha ha. I'll get it in a minute. </p> <p>It was like this...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10503 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:19:58 +0000 QorbeQ 10503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You found yourself watching some bizarrely accented bloke on the screen being really unfunny in an ill-fitting suit and odd hat, then realised that a Jimmy Cricket DVD had been put in the box by accident?</p> <p>C'mere, there's more! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10501 Mon, 03 May 2010 11:11:54 +0000 ronseal 10501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not like that Madjez, like that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10493 Mon, 03 May 2010 10:28:54 +0000 PluckyMunky 10493@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You didn't find it funny, Mr Seal? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10491 Mon, 03 May 2010 09:58:09 +0000 MADJEZ 10491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you put it in 'just like that' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3657#post-10485 Mon, 03 May 2010 09:23:03 +0000 ronseal 10485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tommy Cooper: comedy genius!<br /> Everyone says it. So I'm pretty sure that's how I remember him too. He could make people laugh without even saying anything.</p> <p>So unlike today's smarmy, sweary, know-it-all wannabe panel-show pundits. </p> <p>Imagine my excitement when my wife produced a 'best of Tommy Cooper' DVD!</p> <p>So last night, I stuck it on.</p> <p>But what happened next?<br /> Can you guess? </p>