http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=364 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 20:50:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=364#post-1083 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:25:51 +0000 Crow 1083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Topless models are furious with The Sun newspaper's website front page policy of 'putting great big stars over our nipples'. Rebeka from Wapping, speaking on behalf of Page 3 colleagues, stormed: 'Stars over our nips? Next thing will be spotty teenage boys with huge telescopes (ooh!) getting over-excited with sneaky peeps at the night sky.'<br /> Pausing to stop pouting, Rebeka added: 'If nipples are good enough for the Sun's inside pages at the touch of a button (ooh!) why aren't they allowed to stand up for themselves on the home page?'<br /> Astronomer Patrick Moore, said: 'I have been following the alignment of Rebeka's Castor and Pollux with some interest...anybody seen my monocle? It appears to have popped out.'<br /> Sun editor Dominic Mohan commented: 'Heavenly bodies? Phwoar!' And added: 'Wahey!' </p>