http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 16:15:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391&page=2#post-102680 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:06:50 +0000 Oxbridge 102680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quaz, you have my heartfelt permission to work it - and indeed any other WWI poems - into the story. It's as close as I'll get to FP in the total absence of mojo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391&page=2#post-102641 Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:57:38 +0000 Username 102641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391&page=2#post-102623 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:44:23 +0000 Quaz 102623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy, like the poem, it speaks of lifes deep truths. Tanks (I mean, Thanks) to all. Fingers crossed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391&page=2#post-102600 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:08:00 +0000 iambiscuit 102600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>that was very nice bro! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391&page=2#post-102598 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:04:06 +0000 dvo4fun 102598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope we're going to find this as FP Christmas No: 1 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102590 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:26:16 +0000 antharrison 102590@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quipped Joe from his shed as he aimed the rocket propelled grenade at the house and counted-down to midnight </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102589 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:24:41 +0000 antharrison 102589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>this has to be the 25th main story </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102585 Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:12:03 +0000 waylandsmithy 102585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Still smart! 'I'd hoped to get my Clint Eastwood DVD boxset back from her in time for Christmas, but it's all quiet on the Western Front.'</p> <p>Just sayin' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102473 Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:30:59 +0000 Nick McCarr 102473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxbridge got it! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102448 Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:42:40 +0000 reforse 102448@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lions led on by vultures </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102446 Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:40:21 +0000 ronseal 102446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it</p> <p>Were there any bookings? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102427 Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:53:13 +0000 Oxbridge 102427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If we should split<br /> Think only this of me<br /> There is a house in a former Hampshire field<br /> That I fucking well paid for</p> <p>5****** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102315 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:27:55 +0000 nickb 102315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha and ha again till laughter is evoked onomat onemato oenamta oh forget it. Very good jokeliness </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102218 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:21:21 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 102218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff Quaz, strong contender for christmas FP I reckon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102216 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 07:53:53 +0000 Stan Laurel 102216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Hello, Bill Badger" [<em>That's a Rupert (the) Bear quote</em>] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102213 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:29:40 +0000 saltire 102213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo,10. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102210 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:17:43 +0000 Golgo13 102210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Hi, I'm Rupert Brooke" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102207 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:23:15 +0000 Nick McCarr 102207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also a chance for a Rupert Brooke quote? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102168 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:23:05 +0000 Quaz 102168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks people, some great suggestions for further gags there (how did I miss "Going over the top"?). I'm sure the Ed will add a few of them in if it makes it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102163 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:28:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 102163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No need for a hat tip Quaz, you had the idea, I just encouraged you.</p> <p>Oh, and look! I've inadvertently bumped this back onto page 1!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102075 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:01:13 +0000 ianslat 102075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102063 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:48:35 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 102063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shouldn’t this be in the form of a maudlin poem which will be forced on schoolboys for generations to come - 'anthem for doomed marriage’, perhaps?</p> <p>‘Good morning, good morning’ the solicitors said<br /> As we made our way into court.<br /> Now the marriage we had is virtually dead<br /> And the last twenty years have all come to nought.</p> <p> 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102055 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 09:32:22 +0000 Sinnick 102055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Written with feeling. 5*</p> <p>No mention of generals/solicitors in their comfy offices ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102043 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:34:40 +0000 Midfield Diamond 102043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just brilliant. Laughed at the headline and throughout the piece too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102036 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:13:04 +0000 writinginbsl 102036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>loved it</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102034 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 07:47:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 102034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Smart! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102026 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:10:05 +0000 Golgo13 102026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102025 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:43:13 +0000 Nick McCarr 102025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No one was accused of going over the top. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102018 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:07:11 +0000 Username 102018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cool. Yep, Franz Ferdinand gag was smooth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36391#post-102015 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:31:25 +0000 Quaz 102015@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dvo, I could not possibly comment. </p>