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Forum » Topic: Snog, Marry, Avoid http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 21:37:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Mary Evans on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10600 Mon, 03 May 2010 21:41:26 +0000 Mary Evans 10600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I interviewed Rhys Ifans once and he was a cnut as our dear Rikkor would put it. Also addressed the entire interview to my breasts. although in fairness, back then they were worth a conversation. Incidentally, Gok Wan wouldn't have to whisk the changing room curtains back to jiggle my breasts these days, more lift the curtain an inch or two off the floor. I'd marry Crook as he'd be a laugh and snog Thewliss, although he looks like my geography teacher. Actually, back in the day, i probably snogged him too. The All New Jeni B on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10598 Mon, 03 May 2010 21:34:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks Mary, since I spent Millennium New Year in the local Maternity Ward, I think I've almost equalled your three birthday confinement. Perhaps when LMM 2 arrives you should invest in a portable tv for the bedroom? However, I have issues with both Carr and Wan's teeth, and Norton now looks rather too haggard to be considered cute, so would have to offer the alternative of - Go to the pub with Carr and Norton, and shopping with Wan. But only if he promises not to whisk the changing room curtains back and jiggling my boobs. Ok, so next up, Rhys Ifans, David Thewliss and Mackenzie Crook. Mary Evans on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10594 Mon, 03 May 2010 21:24:07 +0000 Mary Evans 10594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Glad you had a corker (birthday, as well as husband) Jen. My own birthday is fast approaching and I'm not impressed. I have been up the duff for my 28th, 29th and now 31st birthdays. I'm due one hell of a knees-up next year... Snog Alan Carr, marry Gok Wan, avoid Graham Norton. Although i'd rather go shopping with any of them. fun and games on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10579 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:37:51 +0000 fun and games 10579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Let there be no doubt that Mr B is some kind of local superstar, given that there are 3 of you in your relationship. Namely you, he and your laptop (which is probably a better alternative to sustaining a marriage than the celebs). The All New Jeni B on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10576 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:28:14 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think that I may be sober now. Just. I am however completely hoarse. Not even a croak. At best I can manage a strained whisper. Cruelly, the boys in the house are delighted at this, and are taking great pleasure in taunting me, in the knowledge that I can't retaliate. FaG, I've already told you that my Celeb snogging days are long, long gone. Although Mr B considers himself to be some kind of local superstar so perhaps he counts. (Actually, now I come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I snogged him either...) PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10572 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:12:29 +0000 PluckyMunky 10572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Jeni, I am reminded of a song from my youth, by Chubby Checker: Let's get pissed again, Like we did last summer, Get pissed again, Like we did, last year. I hope you are fully recovered and adjusting to a new year. You are but a mere spring chicken, lovely girl. fun and games on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10571 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:08:57 +0000 fun and games 10571@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You sober yet Jeni? In the above stunts, Jeni, Scary conundrum I was forgetting that even if you were nominated for the kiss, you would demand to see a valid Equity card beforehand. PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10531 Mon, 03 May 2010 16:29:03 +0000 PluckyMunky 10531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I have heard Miss Munky and her boyfriend play this game. Alan Carr always seems to feature in it fairly quickly. Someone must want want a sustained relationship with him, surely. Bless his heart. Zadok the second on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10528 Mon, 03 May 2010 16:03:50 +0000 Zadok the second 10528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I once had that thought too, Jeni. People are still waiting. The All New Jeni B on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10468 Sun, 02 May 2010 23:59:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10468@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think I'll reserve my response to this until I am sober. QorbeQ on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10452 Sun, 02 May 2010 18:02:30 +0000 QorbeQ 10452@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Norton Wan Carr? PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10450 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:38:40 +0000 PluckyMunky 10450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Gok Wan is a sweety but you don't leave many options for the boys on here, Stunts. allmyownstunts on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10446 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:30:38 +0000 allmyownstunts 10446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ crivvens, didn't see that one coming -FaG, you scoundrel! Plucky, you are a gent. Mary, so are you. Right: Graham Norton Gok Wan Alan Carr PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10445 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:21:30 +0000 PluckyMunky 10445@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You are all gorgeous, Mary. I have to accept, though, that I have not had confirmation from Jen or Stunts, so there is no foregone conclusion. I can but live in hope and await diary organisation. Meanwhile, don't forget that there is a whole range of John Lewis items awaiting you in Cardiff. xxx Mary Evans on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10441 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:13:29 +0000 Mary Evans 10441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Aw Plucky. Can we wait until I've lost the baby weight? Otherwise Jen and Stunts are going to seriously show me up in our polygamous wedding pics. Although they would anyway, in fairness - those Scottish sirens are drop dead gorgeous. Mary Evans on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10440 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:11:10 +0000 Mary Evans 10440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I reckon Clegg could be quite filthy underneath it all, so he'd probably be worth a snog. I'd marry Cameron, purely because he'd be out the house a lot, but strikes me as the type who'd take the bins out when he's at home. And I would avoid Brown entirely. Probably starting on Thursday. PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10439 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:10:06 +0000 PluckyMunky 10439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ That's easy: marry them all. fun and games on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10435 Sun, 02 May 2010 16:36:31 +0000 fun and games 10435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ok then. What about stunts, Mary, Jeni B? Anyone brave enough to answer that one? QorbeQ on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10410 Sun, 02 May 2010 12:38:04 +0000 QorbeQ 10410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Mrs QorbeQ keeps advising me to avoid the brown, something about her street and me not being up it or somesuch. That leaves me with Cam or Clegg to snog and/or marry ... does marriage preclude snogs? brownpaperreporter on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10402 Sun, 02 May 2010 10:19:40 +0000 brownpaperreporter 10402@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Willoughby, McCall, Cotton - however I think Cotton and Willoughby come as a pair PluckyMunky on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10401 Sun, 02 May 2010 10:01:15 +0000 PluckyMunky 10401@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excuse me, Stunts, but Sonny Boy Williamson must be well dead by now. That's not the time to be thinking of marrying. allmyownstunts on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10400 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:54:59 +0000 allmyownstunts 10400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks BPR! Snog Mary (like, d'uh) Marry Williamson Avoid Showery Bert - just not into that kind of thing. Right: Fearne Cotton Holly Willoughby Davina McCall brownpaperreporter on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10396 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:30:25 +0000 brownpaperreporter 10396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Confession now over Stunts. Say 3 Hail Marys, 2 Showery Berts and 1 Sonny Boy Williamson allmyownstunts on "Snog, Marry, Avoid" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3625#post-10393 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:19:03 +0000 allmyownstunts 10393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll start: Brown Cameron Clegg