http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 06:04:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10467 Sun, 02 May 2010 23:58:01 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mary, please tell my cyber-nephew that Auntie Jeni is very proud of him, but I told him it was best to do it when it was one of mummy's botty burps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10443 Sun, 02 May 2010 17:19:02 +0000 Mary Evans 10443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reviews not going well for me today either. Mr Mary and I need to purchase a minibus for our ever-expanding brood, so found ourselves at the local Ford dealership today. Master Mary was tucking into a bag of crisps, when mid negotiation asked, 'Mummy, what's that smell?'. I suggested it was the aroma of his Smoky Bacon crisps, but he conjectured, 'No. I think it was that burp you just did'. </p> <p>Doesn't strengthen one's negotiating position when trying to up the part-exchange offer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10436 Sun, 02 May 2010 16:47:01 +0000 virtuallywill 10436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>same here....<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3382" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3382</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10428 Sun, 02 May 2010 14:57:46 +0000 PluckyMunky 10428@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Blair, thank you very much for your kind words. I am Dr Munky, though, not 'Monkey', although I accept it is hard to tell the difference. I am quite used to getting no scoring subs, I was just amused at the idea of getting just one! Since then, it has gone up to two. I hope Cheri and the boys are all well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10426 Sun, 02 May 2010 14:53:57 +0000 MightyBlair 10426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now you've lost your pluck, do we just call you Monkey? It could be worse, last week someone took the time to not rate one of mine and write 'fuck off' in the comment box. They then gave me five for the next one. Rough with the smooth, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10423 Sun, 02 May 2010 14:44:45 +0000 PluckyMunky 10423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you very much Mr/Ms F&amp;G. It was nice of you not to try to rescore it. Bless you. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10416 Sun, 02 May 2010 14:21:12 +0000 fun and games 10416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Plucky, I meant to give it a zero but my finger slipped right at the last minute. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10397 Sun, 02 May 2010 09:31:41 +0000 brownpaperreporter 10397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely not the return of the One Fairy?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3623#post-10389 Sun, 02 May 2010 08:55:20 +0000 PluckyMunky 10389@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's not bad going, really, is it? As my Aunt Eunice used to say, 'things could always be worse'. </p>