http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36103 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:00:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36103#post-101429 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:34:16 +0000 DorsetBoy 101429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I agree with Nick. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36103#post-101352 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 05:02:32 +0000 Nick McCarr 101352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you may disappear up your own fundamental orifice if you continue this self-reference cycle! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36103#post-101350 Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:11:47 +0000 DorsetBoy 101350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Underachieving middle manager Justin Snood, 48, today finally scaled Level 5 of Maslow's Hierarchy after having his post on David Cameron and Scott of the Antarctic selected for the home page of the prestigious news website, Newsbiscuit (www.newsbiscuit.co.uk).</p> <p>Speaking to the world's press from his small cubicle on Level 26, he announced he had at last achieved Self Actualisation. "I've had Levels 1 and 2 covered for ages, and can usually manage Levels 3 and 4 for brief spurts, but until yesterday I felt I hadn't truly landed on Level 5."</p> <p>Against a backdrop of faded purple fabric and among piles of unread documents and reports, his chair slowly squeaked as he explained his creative triumph. "I read on the BBC news website about that Norwegian PM flying to the South Pole to commemorate Roald Amundsen's feat. That reminded me of Captain Scott and that little Ladybird book my mum gave me when I was little. In a flash I saw a parallel with with Cameron and the EU veto and the words just wrote themselves".</p> <p>Avoiding further questions about his views on self-referential parody, he raced down the corridor to a meeting for which he was already over 10 minutes late. </p>