http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:15:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589#post-10639 Tue, 04 May 2010 08:26:12 +0000 Oxbridge 10639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My mother in law said I was effeminate.</p> <p>Compared to her, I probably am.</p> <p>(c) L. Dawson, 1971 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589#post-10623 Tue, 04 May 2010 05:33:14 +0000 edward hack 10623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lying in a gay meadow? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589#post-10583 Mon, 03 May 2010 19:56:11 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 10583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I sympathise enormously with this poor chap from Shrewsbury who suffered considerably with his mother in law.<br /> I too have a similar situation and have come to the conclusion that my wifes mother is indeed a Terminator.<br /> At first I assumed my mother-in-law was a self repairing T850 model, but I have noted she has a dodgy hip and have therefore decided she is more likely a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.<br /> Further investigation has revealed this model has a power source which can last 120 years... Needless to say I am handling this fact badly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589#post-10330 Sat, 01 May 2010 13:56:24 +0000 Basil_B 10330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard he was found dead lying in the River Severn near to the site of the old Shrewsbury Town Football Club ground.<br /> A place he used to frequent often in order to avoid the one said mother in law.<br /> By the way i'm sure he was 42 not 41. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3589#post-10307 Sat, 01 May 2010 12:35:15 +0000 Ddigon o broblem 10307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An inquest has determined a Shrewsbury man, died of asphyxiation and drowning as he committed suicide after enduring nightly dreams of his mother in law.<br /> The body of Ivor Polarbee 41, was discovered by his distraught wife, submerged in their garden pond with a glazed doughnut lodged in his mouth - he had left a note simply saying he could not take any more.<br /> Mrs Polarbee revealed how her late husband had suffered repeditive dreams of his mother in law. The evening before his death he had dreamt his mother in law was going to qualify for the Guinness Book of Records, and live till she was 136 years old. It is understood this was the last straw.<br /> Ironically, Mr Polarbee had planned his mother in laws funeral in great detail. He had planned to hire an ice cream van to follow the hearse, which he planned to drive dressed as 'Ronald McDonald', at the funeral service he had also decided to have 'Do The Hucklebuck' played as the chosen music.<br /> Mr Polarbee's mother in law was unavailable for comment last night, and was reportedly sourcing an ice cream van hire company. </p>