http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3580 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 19:24:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3580#post-10295 Sat, 01 May 2010 09:56:30 +0000 g ropper 10295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[b]Yes well the sooner Winston gets in the better,bloody Brown calling Hitler a bigot,he only asked a question for gods sake,thats the way wars get started,I just hope Mrs Hitler rose above it,and carried on doing his shopping,Im suprised he was outside at all being a pensioner,what with not having any money.I should no,the prices of everything since Browns been in,everything is so expensive,I cant afford glasses I have to use cups from charity shops,my eyes are dreadfull look!.....t... see I thought that was a I and it wasnt it was a P.Its never been the same since Mr Brown moved into number ten with his awfull cabinet,not like my cabinet I keep my medals in,now theres a good cabinet,good cabinet good boy,and sit......give us your paw,good boy,oh hes a good cabinet,Just like my compass,you no where you are with a compass,and a map.Morals,nobodys got them these days,its all me me me,take Mrs Ly from next door,number six,shes a buddhist,spends all day seeking peace and harmony by chanting the name of the buddha all day at the top of her lungs.I had enough,doesnt make me peacefull hereing her trying to find Nivarna,I went round and started banging on her door,Mrs Ly Mrs Ly I shouted,she just chanted louder,so I shouted louder,suddenly her door flew open and she started screaming at me,"cant you see Im chanting the name of the buddha"?Ok Ok I said,keep your hair on dont get angry,I only called your name 12 times,youve been calling buddhas name over and over for years,think how angry he must be.Children thats the problem,thats the real route of all evil,I know all about children I went to school with them,babies they think their so clever,when their not,their stupid,they cant even speak properly,just sit around blowing bubbles and making silly gurgling sounds,cant even walk.When Churchill gets in he should put them all in the army,20 mile route marches across Dartmoor at night,full kit and heavey boots,fire some live ammunition at them,that will make em grow up.Their be crapping their nappies and crying for their mummys,but it will make men of them,well Ive got to go now got to peal some bananas........have a good old scratch. </p>