http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:32:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1203 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:59:08 +0000 PluckyMunky 1203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>my great uncle had a dog turd Rolex watch. it was always regular. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1198 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:15:06 +0000 MADJEZ 1198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe one of the shopping channels is offering dog turds covered in Swarovski crystals. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1195 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:07:52 +0000 rikkor 1195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is it with those nutty Germans and their ovens? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1106 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:25:22 +0000 PluckyMunky 1106@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i do so miss white dog turds. they had an aesthetic appeal all of their own. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1104 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:12:58 +0000 The All New Jeni B 1104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And to think I've been throwing the stuff away for years. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1100 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:44:40 +0000 PluckyMunky 1100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i would have thought that dog turd jewellery could be quite attractive. as long as it is laquered, perhaps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1095 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:29:54 +0000 sauce 1095@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, but our gas bill has been much reduced despite the chilly winter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1078 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:57:11 +0000 ramblesid 1078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Muesli AND prunes! Are you trying to make an anchor chain Sauce? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1062 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:48:39 +0000 sauce 1062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not even April 1st. Yes, we heard that bit, too. Fair put me off me museli and prunes, it did. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=356#post-1046 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:25:20 +0000 Scroat 1046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A German woman was convinced that her dog's poo cooked in her microwave and made into a necklace was the next big thing.</p> <p>Now shoot me down in flames if I'm mistaken here, but I would suggest the following:</p> <p>1 - Nobody in their right mind will wear a necklace of microwaved dog shit</p> <p>2 - She is TOTALLY FUCKING BARKING</p> <p>You think you've heard it all until you hear something else, honestly. Bloody good job we won the war - ooops..... </p>