http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 13:01:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-102172 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:29:26 +0000 Ironduke 102172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Keep out of the black and into the red, there's nothing in this game for three in a bed'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-102112 Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:21:02 +0000 godly1966 102112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about a new game using a washable dart board? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-101798 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:07:54 +0000 Golgo13 101798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Don't ask, don't tell" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-101751 Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:27:31 +0000 Ironduke 101751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if the rhythym required for a circular botting chain is easier in zero G? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-101104 Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:14:21 +0000 Quaz 101104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>6 (mainly) blokes stuck in a tin can for 6 month shifts? What do you think, no matter how good the view out of the window is? I seem to recall that a few years back the US flew a married couple on the shuttle and there was some debate about if they had joined the 100mile high club. NASA were mute on the subject. If you read Mike Mullane's book "Riding Rockets" he tells a few tales of how Astronauts don't always follow policy, such as the time he rode a shuttle back through re-entry laying on the floor of the flight deck because he didn't like it downstairs, then the g-forces got too high for him to make it back down the ladder to his seat. He also fesses up to how scared they all are of launch, worth a read. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100534 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:34:55 +0000 Ironduke 100534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>errr...Tang? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100372 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:30:39 +0000 rikkor 100372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you check their manifests, Kleenex are right behind Tang. So, there's your answer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100365 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:18:15 +0000 Username 100365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably better to apply for a job closer to home? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100361 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:38:30 +0000 the coarse whisperer 100361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia">Suddenly everything makes sense.</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100359 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:35:24 +0000 Ironduke 100359@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Houston, we have a problem.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100342 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:22:05 +0000 fernandomando 100342@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has the making of a sub there. Or how about something like 'Man impaled by frozen shard of discarded ejaculate following 'porn night' at international space station' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100331 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:11:16 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 100331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Maybe they just eject any floating ejaculate into the icy vacuum of space”..., as it would rapidly become frozen solid and be travelling at considerable speed, it might well puncture and destroy one of the numerous communications satellites that beam porn around the world. Now wouldn’t that be ironic? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100306 Sun, 11 Dec 2011 10:08:36 +0000 Al OPecia 100306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jizz one small step for Man.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100275 Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:53:14 +0000 fernandomando 100275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe they just eject any floating ejaculate into the icy vacuum of space. Perhaps one day to be discovered and used to create life on an alien planet. Just imagine, a quick 'tug of self love' and then a massive bill from whatever version of the child support agency is run by that planet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100272 Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:48:52 +0000 Ironduke 100272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sinnick,<br /> 1. Simple curiosity...I've not actually got any firm plans to pop up to the International Space Station in the forseeable, though I have to say whilst it probably wouldn't be top of my list of questions when I got the call to go, it would definitely be top twenty.<br /> 2. Reduce, reuse, recycle as I recall from Bob the Builder. Reuse seems a little of a struggle...faux snow on the Xmas cake would be a triumph of appearance over content.</p> <p>John, I did wonder what they were doing up there with all the science cleverness, seeing as its all ready meals and not much in the way of hoovering and laundry to do. Do you think it is still a matter of national pride for your country to provide the Mission Whore?</p> <p>Al, is that some sort of national competition? Is there a cup involved? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100144 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:12:30 +0000 Al OPecia 100144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Air Force Pilots out-wank Navy Pilots. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100143 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:03:29 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 100143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fool - that’s what the women are for! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100139 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:19:23 +0000 Sinnick 100139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A couple of thoughts occur to me:<br /> 1) Why do you need to know this ?<br /> 2) They recycle everything on the ISS ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100122 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:39:26 +0000 Perks 100122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>From a distance, it looks like shooting stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35529#post-100064 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:54:48 +0000 Ironduke 100064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The thought arose from another thread. I believe pipes are used for collection of various effluents so they don't go floaty floaty around. But these people are up there a long, long time... </p>