http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10289 Sat, 01 May 2010 09:09:56 +0000 Des Custard 10289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta. Love the Google ad for loorolls.com. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10243 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:20:06 +0000 virtuallywill 10243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant, 5 stars..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10234 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:40:43 +0000 rickwestwell 10234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work Des! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10231 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:17:55 +0000 QorbeQ 10231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stronger stuff ... kitchen roll ... titter. Starred. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10229 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:15:51 +0000 Des Custard 10229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the comments. Mmm, natural redheads. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10203 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:24:38 +0000 ronseal 10203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>love it</p> <p>for the headline alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10119 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:08:11 +0000 Ostsee 10119@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The trailer to Barbarella revealed more that the costumes of Jane Fonda, at least the version I saw in a North African country. Did you know that she is a natural re-head? </p> <p>Very good sub. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10115 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:44:53 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 10115@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She should stick with Aaron. These workmen are notorious for going off in the middle of a job. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10108 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:10:11 +0000 edward hack 10108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a sad ending...had me reaching for my tissues AND a couple of wet wipes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3513#post-10100 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:05:25 +0000 Des Custard 10100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aaron Amis, 23, will be sleeping on a friend’s floor tonight after a misunderstanding over a movie rental saw him evicted from their flat by girlfriend Cassie.</p> <p>Aaron said they both came home early from work yesterday and agreed it would be nice to have a bottle of wine and a pizza while watching a DVD, followed by an early night. “Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, and it would get her in the mood. She said I could choose one as a surprise. I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt.” </p> <p>However, Aaron’s choice of Jism Drinking Chingford Vixens wasn’t what Cassie had in mind. “I was well annoyed,” she said. “I was thinking Beaches, Terms of Endearment…even ET. I fancied a good cry, especially with Aaron there to hold me. It would have been so dreamy. Then he came back with that…trash.”</p> <p>Aaron said he had first achieved five tissues in his early teens with an old video of Barbarella, starring the young Jane Fonda in a series of revealing costumes, before moving onto stronger stuff – such as kitchen roll. He was delighted that Cassie wanted to share his passion. “She even said not to get anything with animals in it, as she found that too much, so I thought some regular guy-girl action would be fine.”</p> <p>However, after walking the streets for hours and failing to sleep in the back of his car, Aaron says he has seen the error of his ways and will do anything to get Cassie back. But Cassie has other thoughts.</p> <p>“After he went I watched some of the DVD, just out of curiosity,” she said. “I’d never really been with anyone before Aaron and I didn’t know men could be that big or keep going so long. Anyway, this morning, this hunk called Rod came to fix the boiler. A cup of tea and a full service later, I’m now on a 24/7 parts and labour contract. I don’t think I’ll be needing Aaron again.” </p>