http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 15:26:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98790 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:21:20 +0000 Username 98790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about hacked phone messages, or her twitter account... e.g.</p> <p><strong>#bucksliz</strong> <em>Must show those continentals how to deal with begging Greeks</em></p> <p><strong>#bucksliz</strong> <em>One rather enjoyed the frisson of striking. Common but delicious. And pension well-sorted!</em></p> <p><strong>#bucksliz</strong> <em>Phil says my new I-phone was probably made by a Chinaman</em></p> <p><strong>#bucksliz</strong> <em>Must check if Phil's playing away again. Doc says I've got another reginal infection</em></p> <p>etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98758 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:35:02 +0000 antharrison 98758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gave Harry's joke swasticka to Cameron and he passed in to Merkel as instructed How we laughed. </p> <p>Told Cameron he was an obnoxious little posh twat "Beat me, beat me" he replied, so I kicked the shit out of him and asked the Household Cavalry to roger him till he bled. Not a word from him apart from a smug grin and a suggestion for the same time next year and "Can George join in?". That's Eton for you. </p> <p>Having informal drinks over Christmas. Have invited Charles Kennedy, Anthony Hopkins, Keith Chegwin, Eric Clapton and Paul Gascoigne. Let's see if the bastards crack. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98485 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:54:18 +0000 simonjmr 98485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ones family has had a couple of weddings, William looked regal and Kate was divine, although her sister's arse caused a bit of a stir. </p> <p>Andrew got into a spot of bother, but then he's always been a sucker for improper relationships. </p> <p>A year of contrast: William was saving foreigners by plucking them out of the sea, while Philip was throwing them back in, when he volunteered to stand in at Dover during the strikes and check passports.</p> <p>I nearly called on the SAS to sort out Zara's new husband after his little indiscretion in New Zealand. Zara thought Philip had gone too far when he parked a white Fiat Uno in the tunnel at Eden Park rugby stadium, just to put the wind up Tindall.</p> <p>This year we have holidayed in Ireland, such a lovely place, can't believe we've never been there before, my dear departed mother loved a stout or two and she would have loved Dublin.</p> <p>Our second Holiday in October took us to Australia, it's the 16th time we've been there since 1954, I called it my "farewell tour", I'll be glad to see the back of those uncouth beer swilling convicts.</p> <p>Also during May we had the Obama's come and stay, Philip was always chaperoned during their stay and because of his good behaviour we were so pleased that I conferred the title and office of Lord High Admiral to His Royal Highness The Duke of Edinburgh, on the occasion of his 90th birthday.</p> <p>My horse was beaten in the Derby, that whipper snapper French Jockey had better not cross our path again. </p> <p>One has such high hopes for the future now that William has a beautiful wife, and I have instructed my Prime Minister to change the Rules of Succession.</p> <p>Next year one celebrates ones Diamond Jubilee, my how those 60 years have flown. But hey I'm still the Queen, and sometimes I think Charles is a bit sour about it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98477 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:19:45 +0000 Skylarking 98477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this could be good FP if someone could do a bit of extra embroidering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98476 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:18:24 +0000 waylandsmithy 98476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A year of contrast: William was saving foreigners by plucking them out of the sea, while Philip was throwing them back in, when he volunteered to stand in at Dover during the strikes and check passports.</p> <p>Zara thought Philip had gone too far when he parked a white Fiat Uno in the tunnel at Eden Park rugby stadium, just to put the wind up Tindall. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98475 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:10:16 +0000 newsbiscuit editorial team 98475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is a really good idea and could make an excellent Left Alert. Would simon or anyone else like to develop it further? What else might the Queen have to say to her commoners about her year? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34805#post-98416 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:31:33 +0000 simonjmr 98416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ones family has had a couple of weddings, William looked regal and Kate was divine, although her sister's arse caused a bit of a stir. Andrew got into a spot of bother. I nearly called on the SAS to sort out Zara's new husband after his little indiscretion in New Zealand. My horse was beaten in the Derby, but hey I'm still the Queen. </p> <p>More soon </p>