http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34765 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 03:22:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34765#post-98328 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:23:13 +0000 jp1885 98328@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the bumpage and starrage Sinnick ol' fruit!<br /> Yep, been away, came back, went away again - I'm pacing myself nowadays. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34765#post-98317 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 14:14:38 +0000 Sinnick 98317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could add an angle on Starbucks offering a cheap alternative</p> <p>Anyway, the sub deserves to be bumped </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34765#post-98307 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:57:11 +0000 Sinnick 98307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like chocolate sprinkles on mine.<br /> 5*</p> <p>Been away, jp ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34765#post-98287 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:58:20 +0000 jp1885 98287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>High street coffee outlet chain Costa Coffee has announced that, following a successful pilot scheme in Manchester, they will be offering coffee enemas to their customers.</p> <p>‘People have been cleansing themselves with coffee enemas for centuries,’ explained spokesperson Tana Morrison. ‘And at Costa we’re all about coffee, so for us this is a natural progression. As of Friday, patrons will be able to flush out their systems with a refreshing Cappuccino, douse their digestive tract with a milky Latte or pump themselves full of a sultry Mocha.’</p> <p>However the scheme has already drawn criticism from some quarters, with customers alleging that the enema options were not properly explained. ‘All I did was pop in for my usual morning pick-me-up,’ complained office worker Nigel Storridge. ‘Next thing you know they’re shoving a Macchiato up me jacksie! Thank god that shot of hazelnut syrup helped lube things up else I’d be sitting in a puddle of foam right now. Oh, and Costa, a word to the wise: complementary Biscotti – bad idea…’ </p>