http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3470 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 21:32:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3470#post-9973 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:26:02 +0000 simonjmr 9973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Piers Morgan today embarked upon a murderous rampage on the set of ITV's Britain's got talent.</p> <p>Earlier in the day he was overheard saying "If i have to sit through one more act of a talentless overweight porker singing 'All by myself' I swear I will murder each and every one of them"</p> <p>Currently several thousand polic marksmen are congregating outside the TV studio where a lottery is underway to determine which one finally delivers the kill shot on Morgan. </p>