http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:10:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612#post-97804 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:51:30 +0000 FlashArry 97804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it - </p> <p>swatting a turd on a slinky ? Sounds like a great game for a kids party </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612#post-97750 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:18:23 +0000 Qoxiivi 97750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nah. Fuck it, you're alright. Carry on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612#post-97745 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:01:05 +0000 greg various 97745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeez, don't tell me I have to read it as well do Ize? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612#post-97744 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 14:57:40 +0000 Qoxiivi 97744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, the old five-stars-but-no-comment trick. Crafty. Someone's having me on I tells ya... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34612#post-97719 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:44:03 +0000 Qoxiivi 97719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up.</p> <p>The solitary click marks a stunning victory for all intrusive and fucking irritating web-marketing techniques that you can’t possibly imagine serving any purpose other than to piss off the very person whose patronage they would appear so desperate to accrue.</p> <p>‘Thank fuck for that message!’ said Lee. ‘I had no idea that when I clicked on the big red ‘X’ that closes the window that I’d be leaving the page, contained within that window, that I didn’t want to be on. This is a real turn up for the books.’</p> <p>‘Of course,’ he continued, ‘actually clicking on the big red ‘X’ took a while as the page kept jiggling around and moving, but even that was really fun game; like trying to swat away a turd that’s being dangled in front of your face on a slinky.’</p> <p>‘I’ll definitely be getting all my top tips for a flatter stomach in just six weeks from that page from now on.’ he added. </p>