http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:45:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97717 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 11:53:23 +0000 Newsquelch 97717@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for all your positive comments! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97688 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 06:52:32 +0000 RobAngry 97688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it! I actually thought BBC news were branching into satire themselves when I first read about this. Fine work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97634 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 20:31:48 +0000 Newsquelch 97634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unfortunately, many sufferers are also subjected to the indignity of being indiscriminately tormented by passers-by.</p> <p><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g112/howard7000/Newsquelch/danielle-morgan-gets-stuck-in-a-clothes-horse-pic-youtube-image-3-47928382.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97613 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:51:58 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 97613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some good stuff around today, including this.</p> <p>"Since 2003 it’s been llegal to discriminate against persons trapped in household objects."</p> <p>Brilliant </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97610 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:37:31 +0000 Shandy 97610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Noel Edmonds has cancelled filming of Deal Or No Deal to make a guest appearance at the top of the BT Tower to speak of the courage of Danielle Morgan...</em><br /> Genius! Tricky to parody behaviour as dimwitted as this, but you've succeeded. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97609 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:31:36 +0000 reforse 97609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lol, I thought this was just a funny surrealist made up effort but I have just seen the BBC story </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34568#post-97585 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:28:45 +0000 Newsquelch 97585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Danielle Morgan was a bright outgoing young student who dreamt of one day graduating and beginning a career in “any field I possibly can, perhaps HR or something”. Unfortunately this dream was tragically cut short yesterday as she battled with a series of events which finally led her to be inextricably entangled in a clothes horse.</p> <p>“I couldn’t believe it at first”, said Morgan, “I thought, I’m clevererer than a clothes thingy”. However, as much as the undergraduate tried, she was unable to free herself from the grips of the seemingly innocuous household device. </p> <p>David Cameron has sent a message of hope to Miss Morgan, while other leaders around the world have also spoken of the ‘warmth’ they feel for the victims of the clothes horse trapping incident and the bravery of the emergency services.</p> <p>In an emergency meeting at Simon Cowell’s levitating offshore mansion; Bono, The Saturdays, Ainsley Harriott, Dappy and Mike Tyson have all pledged to record a charity single and Noel Edmonds has cancelled filming of Deal Or No Deal to make a guest appearance at the top of the BT Tower to speak of the courage of Danielle Morgan, while a specialist team from the Royal Engineers Regiment is making its way to Derby, where they hope a specially constructed robotic arm could feed Danielle a sandwich or two while she remains trapped within the metal structure.</p> <p>“I realise I’ve made an utter bell-end of myself, but I’m still hoping I may be able to get myself a career in something like banking” said Morgan “I hear that people like me are now accepted in society and are given a fair chance”. Since 2003 it’s been illegal to discriminate against persons trapped in household objects. </p> <p>In 2006 Westminster Council were taken to court and fined for not offering a senior management position to Mary Jingo of Hull, who has been trapped inside a shopping basket since she was 11. “I knew that I was being discriminationized because as soon as I turned up for the interview they just began staring at the basket” She was later awarded £2.5 Million in compensation. </p>