http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34529 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 07:13:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34529#post-97477 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:52:12 +0000 brownpaperreporter 97477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The tiny island of Sark, population around 600, surprisingly has a thriving dogging community. Unhindered by the fact that there are no motor vehicles allowed on the island, the carefree sex sect pedal to 2 of the island’s 3 red phone boxes, to ring each other’s bells</p> <p>But the local government has ruled that these 2 remote phone boxes are to be removed and located in the high street. Brian Davey, life-time dogger explains that it isn’t so much the change from the red phone box to a kiosk, it’s the fact that he doesn’t think Mrs White will be too happy being taken from behind next door to the butcher’s shop</p> <p>A Sark government spokesman, Mr White, explained that they have no issue with the act of dogging per se, the kiosk will actually allow them greater freedom of movement rather than having to rely on another islander waiting for their go to hold open the old red door. “Its easier to clean down for one, the old boxes often had jiz traces left on the small window frames, most unhygienic and not good for the tourist trade”</p> <p>The “Clan de Chien” are unimpressed as they distrust Government members and anticipate their evening exercise will soon appear on YouTube </p>