Forum » Topic: US border patrols increased as Mariachi band found in Rock n' Roll hall of fame http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34528 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 06:44:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Al OPecia on "US border patrols increased as Mariachi band found in Rock n' Roll hall of fame" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34528#post-97476 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:41:48 +0000 Al OPecia 97476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh I really did chortle at this one. </p> waylandsmithy on "US border patrols increased as Mariachi band found in Rock n' Roll hall of fame" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34528#post-97474 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:40:07 +0000 waylandsmithy 97474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>US President Barack Obama has been forced into an embarrassing climb-down on border policies, after a Mariachi band was found inside the Rock n' Roll hall of fame. Hiding deep inside a philosophical construct at the centre of a Pink Floyd album, Border Protection agents had to tear down a wall to get at the desperados.</p> <p>The Mariarchis were later seen cowering in Led Zeppelin, having got in through an out door. But the temptation to improvise a musical tale of their plight soon gave them away, as officers tracked the source of the immigrants' song. </p> <p>The seige ended in tragedy, the last members of the troop making a mexican stand-off in a deadly Deguello. The bodies of the band were recovered from a pile of furry guitars and long, square-cut beards: pathologists believe they may have ZZ Topped themselves. </p>