http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:18:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-99040 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 15:01:23 +0000 button 99040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I noted in the shower this morning that my shaving foam offers 3 x triple protection. I make that 9 'protections'. Maybe I should find out what they are. All I'm really after is protection from cutting myslef when shaving, but if they're throwing in mortgage protection as well then I'm happy to accept it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-98770 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:16:56 +0000 Gerontius 98770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Xtreme Protection Against Wetness....think I'll stick with the incontinence pads </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-98750 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:57:16 +0000 antharrison 98750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the assumption that 72H = 72 hours may be incorrect.</p> <p>I suspect that it protects you against unprovoked attacks from giant horses with a height of 72 hands or more.</p> <p>It's "Life's too short night" BTW. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-97603 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:13:07 +0000 Son of Barnabas 97603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh no! I got confused in the chemists and thought the "72 hour protection" referred to the Durex I was buying. I thought it was a bit optimistic that it could last for 24 "goes". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96928 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 09:04:12 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 96928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>72 hours protection? That’s nothing - aound this way ‘Crusher’ Morgan and his boys offer a whole weeks protection for just £200.00. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96912 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:34:57 +0000 bonjonelson 96912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha. If only it was compulsory. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96910 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 02:22:52 +0000 Chuts 96910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's for airline passengers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96907 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:26:04 +0000 The All New Jeni B 96907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I bet it sells really well in France. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96905 Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:43:45 +0000 dvo4fun 96905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i) "Excuse me Mr Smithers, there's a Mr Wayland in reception asking to see a representative from Customer Service. No, he hasn't got an appointment but he's carrying a can of the 72-hour's and smells like a polecat."</p> <p>ii) "Can't be arsed to wash this weekend? Then try our new xtreme 72hour protection. Clubbing on Friday, footer with the lads on Saturday afternoon, out on the lash Saturday night, sleep in until Sunday evening, then tone up on the rowing machine in the evening. And still be fresh and sweet for work on Monday! Right Guard - for men who don't have to try too hard." </p> <p>iii) "Take two cans into the shower? Not me I don't even go into the shower."</p> <p>iv) Time for bed. I'll have a shower in the morning. Not sure which morning yet though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96898 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:59:23 +0000 waylandsmithy 96898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That is genius. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96897 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:52:11 +0000 FlashArry 96897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely a personal visit would be more productive ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96896 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:47:12 +0000 waylandsmithy 96896@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat, it's a pleasure! I'm up for not wiping properly for 48 hours, then writing a complaint letter to their customer relations department. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96889 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:08:07 +0000 Scroat 96889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm a bit pissed, and it's been a really emotionally draining day for various reasons, but I really did laugh out loudly at this. All it needs is something anti-fungal to make it complete. </p> <p>Thanks you for cheering me up Smudger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96880 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:54:11 +0000 Perks 96880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just need a toothpaste that keeps your breath mouth 'fresh for 3 days' and you have a glastonbury wash bag. Where will it stop! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34292#post-96877 Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:07:07 +0000 waylandsmithy 96877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/61111011_H.jpg?identifier=6d4278f55ab037dfce90690af7b0158a"></p> <p>Bought this on a '2 for 1' in Sainsburys. When I got home, noticed it offers '72 hour protection'.</p> <p>So this is a niche product for the sort of person who doesn't wash for 3 days, but does spend money on toiletries. At last, someone is listening to my needs. </p>