http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 04:40:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96769 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:21:19 +0000 Perks 96769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice use of the good old double entendre. 5*s </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96768 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:14:39 +0000 dvo4fun 96768@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's 'The Osborne in the room' which was the final straw for me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96756 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:02:23 +0000 mpaterson 96756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I loved the idea of Nick Robinson looking through a keyhole. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96746 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:16:34 +0000 kga6 96746@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ouch. Nevertheless chuckleworthy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96744 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:13:16 +0000 reforse 96744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just needs George Osborne standing in the corner with a strange smile playing across his pasty face </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96742 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:57:08 +0000 Immunis 96742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Queasy? I felt dirty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96738 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:36:24 +0000 waylandsmithy 96738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And people complained my moth story was far-fetched...</p> <p>Love it, even if I feel a bit queasy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34214#post-96735 Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:23:59 +0000 Darkbill 2.0 96735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talks between UK PM David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel over the Eurozone crisis spilled over into a night of furious lovemaking.</p> <p>Initially, relations between the two leaders appeared tense but attitudes softened as Mr Cameron confessed to liking Mrs Merkal’s tough call for austerity. She in turn began referring to Mr Cameron as her little ‘vornehm junge’ or ‘posh boy’."</p> <p>German MP Johan Schmitt commented: “Angela has secretly always had a soft spot for David. She once told me over dinner that she was very attracted to his smooth skin ‘like waxed fruit’, his insouciant chin and his cute way of trying to do that Blair chopping-thing with his hands. It's a classic case of will-they/won't-they as behind the scenes everyone's suspected they've been out to shaft each other all along."</p> <p>Jonathan Brent, Bloomberg Political Affairs correspondent, said: “Chancellor Merkel wasted no time in getting down to business with the Prime Minster, telling him just how far she was prepared to go to stabilise the euro. Mr Cameron began taking long shallow breaths, his skin moist with perspiration and loosened his tie as the German Chancellor slowly moved her hand up his thigh. Mrs Merkal then pressed him on the single currency.</p> <p>"Cameron suggested going back to his room to discuss things further over a Schweppes and a miniature Gordon’s. At first Mrs Merkal was reluctant, feeling perhaps that the Germans had been stretched enough over the euro crisis. However, Mr Cameron insisted he wanted to vigorously debate a fiscal transaction tax, which proved too powerful for her to resist.</p> <p>BBC Political Editor Nick Robinson, who had unprecedented access to the meeting via a keyhole, reported: “The Prime Minister was clearly thinking of England as he went head to head with the Chancellor. He’s aware that some in Germany might criticise Britain for not putting a bit more into the union, especially at a time when others are contemplating pulling out.</p> <p>“As a warm night breeze settled on the Alexanderplatz, Mr Cameron drew Mrs Merkel close and suggested adjusting her position on the European Central Bank. The musky scent of his body filled her nostils as she abandoned herself to the possibility of a major intervention. The Chancellor whispered, "nein nein" but her resistance only seemed to inflame Cameron further.</p> <p>Afterwards the Prime Minister said the two countries enjoyed a good relationship and that protecting the euro meant getting behind Mrs Merkel, especially in tight situations like those currently being experienced in the Eurozone.</p> <p>Downing Street refused to comment on specific details of the meeting but summed up the Prime Minister's approach with the words, "ding dong". </p>