http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33972 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:53:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33972#post-96322 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:34:51 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 96322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very kind of you. On second reading I might rewrite bits. Comments welcome </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33972#post-96247 Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:42:14 +0000 FlashArry 96247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*****<br /> smut, dildos and Hugh Grant/Ricky Gervais insults - all you could possibly want in a story. Brilliant </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33972#post-96243 Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:15:54 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 96243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The website Mumsnet was taken offline yesterday after a mum used its message boards to declare her "male equivalent of MILF", leading to thousands of complaints. </p> <p>'Well, I saw the "M" term everywhere, and was a bit shocked by the F bit,' said Mrs Jane Brooker of Carshalton Beeches, 'so then  I thought, why can't we ladies have our own codeword for the buff parade outside the school gates, and why can't it be clean? That's when it came to me: "DILDO - Dad I'd Like to Do". It's short, smooth, and rolls off the tongue.'</p> <p>Mrs Brooker began to splash her term all over Mumsnet, in a hierarchy of desire. Her neighbour's husband was just a  "real dildo", Barack Obama a "dildo if I could afford the airfare"  and Hugh Grant "an absolute dildo, worth a second glance even before he sired".</p> <p>'Even though Mrs Brooker made a mistake I can't see what all the fuss is about' said the website's founder. 'Our members should be able to discuss their toys , in an appropriate forum When"Abi's mum" posted about the "intimate pleasure a rabbit can give" in the page dealing with "class pet care during the holidays" we nearly had an animal cruelty charge.'</p> <p>Mrs Brooker was red faced when told of her error. "What, you shove them up your whoopsie - for fun?' she said. 'Well that's the last time I coin a phrase in a hurry. Is it still ok to call Ricky Gervais a "Total Waste of Anyone's Time"? No? Oh well, back to the drawing board. ' </p>