http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3391 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3391#post-9738 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:01:15 +0000 brownpaperreporter 9738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In an attempt to clean up the image of the priesthood and that of Catholic schools in particular, the physical exercise routines have undergone Papal scrutiny and the changes are as follows, effective immediately</p> <p>No more press-ups - boys on the floor looks too submissive<br /> No more sit-ups - boys heads close to teachers mid-rift too suggestive<br /> No more wheel-barrow racing for obvious reasons<br /> No more human pyramids as the boys at the base were in no position to defend themsleves</p> <p>Coming in - The chocolate starfish, the over-stretched yawn, any type of milk-shake action, and priest bobbing (akin to apple bobbing but the priest is in the bath to ensure fair shares all round) </p>