http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95343 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:11:40 +0000 witless 95343@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>40 minutes - how on earth do you concentrate for that long?</p> <p>now where did I put my Horlicks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95335 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:07:56 +0000 Drylaw 95335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's a very interesting article. We all get older in the end, don't we? Oh my! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95296 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:17:13 +0000 bobo lutz 95296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good job-great dialogue </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95275 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:47:22 +0000 fernandomando 95275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad to see that this has been well received. Having had a little time to think about this post (everything I ever post is written in no more than 40 mins) I wonder whether a last line along the lines of "Ice-T was unavailable for comment, although was last seen somewhere in Long Island." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95195 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 09:02:51 +0000 rickwestwell 95195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent and beautifully written, sir. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95181 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:08:20 +0000 Gerontius 95181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff FM<br /> Coco and digestive will be waiting at bed-time </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95174 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 07:34:38 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 95174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Skinny Red Bull Latte anyone? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95161 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:28:59 +0000 bonjonelson 95161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>East coast vs west coast armed conflict over whether lemon or lime is the correct slice to add </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95159 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:19:19 +0000 FlashArry 95159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Too late in the season for Pimms </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95158 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:17:42 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 95158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice work, going to be stuck in my head for ages now though.</p> <p>Laid back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95155 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:05:02 +0000 FlashArry 95155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it - **** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33513#post-95151 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:56:09 +0000 fernandomando 95151@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As gangsta rappers enter their middle age, a growing trend is being seen to mix tonic with their gin, rather than juice. Rappers are changing their drinking habits in line with their age.</p> <p>Previously, some rappers would sing popular rhymes about how they would cruise down the strip, smoking endos and sipping on gin and juice. The words of such songs have now been changed to reflect their more civilised outlook on their surroundings. Snoop Doggy Dogg now raps that he still cruises down the strip, smoking endo, sipping on gin and tonic.</p> <p>‘For me it was the ideal change,’ said Mr Dogg, ‘it is a hard life to be hanging with my homies all day, avoiding the gangbangers and the car jackers, and trying to find the bitches. What is necessary is an afternoon aperitif to soothe the brain and calm the nerves. I find the youthful drink of gin and juice so vulgar. I was delighted to change the mixer to tonic. Obviously, the diet version. And it is divine with a slice of lime and an ice cube.’</p> <p>Speaking of Ice Cube, the aging ex-member of pioneering rap group NWA is now more than partial to medium sweet sherry in the afternoon. Famous for rapping songs that contained lyrics such as, ‘none of my homies got killed in South Central LA, today was a good day,’ Mr Cube has now revised his songs to include the lyrics, ‘None of my sweet sherry got spilled on my antique silver tray, today was a good day.’</p> <p>Finally, pioneering rapper and producer Dr Dre has revealed his partiality for Snowball cocktails. ‘I have fond memories of studying for my PhD,’ he said, ‘and I really enjoyed a nice snowball during moments of writer’s block. Obviously, I have experimented with other drinks, most notably ‘Jagerbull’ which is apparently number one in the USA, according to my local Wetherspoon’s, but for me, there is nothing better than a few snowballs. I love everything to do with Advocaat. </p>