http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 00:27:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94621 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:10:59 +0000 FlashArry 94621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent ! More stars and a bump </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94598 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:48:08 +0000 kga6 94598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb - love the ears punchline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94594 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:06:42 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 94594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brill, cheers for that, hats jaunted all ways. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94584 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:39:35 +0000 dvo4fun 94584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's the one! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94580 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:29:29 +0000 Gerontius 94580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Couple reach alternative climax during gender specs experiment</strong> </p> <p>Must have been a really sad movie....Dave polished off a whole box of Kleenex </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94577 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:14:10 +0000 dvo4fun 94577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracker full house of stars - you could prune the headline by starting with 'gender specs'</p> <p>Or "'Gender spex' means never having to say "I'm sorry?" "</p> <p>Or maybe not............................................ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94572 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:04:30 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 94572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep some great lines in there. 5 star rating from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94570 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:52:42 +0000 medici2471 94570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great lines, wet fingers - pure filth ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94568 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:47:02 +0000 button 94568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Absolutely love this, some cracking lines. 5 stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94565 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:40:09 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 94565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perks, like it, but it's hard to get the concept across. Bizarrely, I've worked out that the idea could easily be made to work, until someone tilts their head. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94564 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:33:19 +0000 Perks 94564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, and stars of course </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94563 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:32:18 +0000 Perks 94563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cinema boost as 'girl specs' highlight twilight &amp; 'men specs' worn for porn </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94561 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:18:36 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 94561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta!</p> <p>Headline's a bugger on this, suggestions more than welcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94550 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:11:00 +0000 Ostsee 94550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'...their ears stop working anyway' Brilliant. Take as many 5s as possible. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94540 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:20:27 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 94540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good. I especially like "create a realistic £5 boost in ticket prices" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94538 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:08:21 +0000 Qoxiivi 94538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, and some cracking lines in there. Might want to work on the title, but I have to say, it'll be a tough one to nail. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33254#post-94533 Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:42:34 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 94533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cinemas are witnessing an unprecedented boost in ticket sales, after subtle modifications to their '3D' technology created the 'gender spectacle'. Now couples with different tastes in films can pay a little extra for screenings that feature the new eyewear, and watch different films at the same time.</p> <p>Terry Foden of UCI Cinemas explained the breakthrough. "Conventional 3D specs have two different lenses, filtering two subtly different images to create a realistic £5 boost in ticket prices. But now we're using two different types of glasses, each dedicated to a separate film."</p> <p>"It's a major breakthrough. Men can watch the latest high-adrenaline Jason Statham bloodbath, while women watch a film about vampires who sparkle when they see shy girls near flowers."</p> <p>"This has rekindled my love of cinema", enthused 19 year-old Dave Hicks, "I don't have to watch action films on my own any more. Now I can see something with zombies in, and still get my fingers wet. You don't get that in front of my parent's 50" plasma."</p> <p>Councils have called for clearer guidelines on film ratings, after complaints that several independent cinemas had been showing rom-coms and hard core pornography at the same time. Sally Carter hasn't spoken to her boyfriend since the revelations. "Now I know why he was so keen to see Jennifer Aniston's latest movie twice in one afternoon, and why the popcorn bucket wouldn't stay in his lap. I thought something was up when he was so adamant that he didn't want to see it a third time with my mum."</p> <p>Some critics have claimed that the technology is flawed, the sound quality coming in for particular criticism. "These film hacks aren't in touch with the real-world, they watch the films when they're sat on their own. It's not a problem to most couples that we only play the audio for the female films. We've done a lot of research, it turns out that if you sit a bloke close to their girlfriend for long enough, their ears stop working anyway."</p> <p>Hat-tip to dvo4fun and Gerontius </p>