http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 22:42:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-95340 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:05:26 +0000 witless 95340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi vertical, lovecclair isnt me, its some idiot in Canada trying to push their wares by the look of their profile and links - have to wonder why the ed hasnt removed it!</p> <p>I can stoop far lower than that in the bumping trick stakes :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94990 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:10:49 +0000 vertical 94990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ah the old korean spammer bumping trick witless.<br /> How could you stoop that low?</p> <p>we collectively groaned when we saw the ad, almost as dire as using Simply the Best in a corporate video. funny 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94966 Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:02:16 +0000 lovecclair008 94966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the painting, figure painting artists very pro-Lai theme. 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Such a fresh and beautiful paintings hanging in the hall can give your life to add a lot of color. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94926 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:40:36 +0000 dvo4fun 94926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[sound of tumble weed rolling..............................] </p> <p>Oh, I did mean the Xfactor comment not the sub </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94914 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:50:09 +0000 witless 94914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>too high brow perhaps :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94897 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:13:50 +0000 dvo4fun 94897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[sound of tumble weed rolling..............................] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-94883 Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:07:25 +0000 witless 94883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anybody willing to admit they saw the advert during X Craptor? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-93934 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:18:31 +0000 witless 93934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Father &amp; daughter I believe Perks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33036#post-93906 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:34:17 +0000 Perks 93906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice. 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Dixons have forgone a Hollywood set in favour of using their Curry's store in Thurrock, home to all manner of obnoxious creatures often referred to as customers.</p> <p>“Last year, our adverts depicted R2-D2 and C-3PO, amazed at the brilliant technology on offer after breaking into our megastore at Tottenham” continued Gold, “but recently less sharp consumers took this idea too literally and forced us to think outside of the box for this Christmas”.</p> <p>Dixons marketing manager Andrea Gold told us "We have invested a huge amount in our staff training and development based on what we have learnt from Star Wars. Our Everything you need to know about computers staff manual has been doubled in size to ten pages by using larger print and all staff will be issued with lightsabers, specially adapted to hide their horrible hum. Customers who haven’t bothered to research products they wish to buy, asking awkward technical questions, may be cauterised lightly. This will give our staff more time to devote to selling what really matters, our lifetime guarantees so loved by all visiting aliens”.</p> <p>The marketing drive launches this Saturday, with the first ad scheduled for showing during The X Factor, chosen as the mentality of those still watching it, matches potential Dixons customers perfectly! </p>