http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:18:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93946 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:50:19 +0000 writinginbsl 93946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very funny simonj</p> <p>late stars</p> <p>is this an extended metaphor about the loss of innocence? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93897 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:37:27 +0000 witless 93897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a dog,<br /> we named him Orrocks,<br /> he entertained all,<br /> by licking his (thats enough - ed) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93888 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:49:47 +0000 waylandsmithy 93888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93882 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:08:18 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 93882@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My dad went there once. While my mum was visiting her sister in Gravesend, he said, ‘while your mum’s away, I’m going to make hay’. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93855 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:34:58 +0000 simonjmr 93855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brutal Medici, brutal </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93854 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 16:18:23 +0000 medici2471 93854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As a kid I had a dog and lived on the family farm in Wales. One day my dad said, "I've shot your dog, it was a fucking nuisance" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93847 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:45:04 +0000 simonjmr 93847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gadaffi's children have been told he's holidaying on a farm in Wales </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93846 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:42:49 +0000 CollieP 93846@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I live on this farm, it's a wonderful place with lots of room for me to run and play. And internet access so I can post the occasional comment on NewsBiscuit.</p> <p>Sorry, I mean - Woof, woof, growl. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93842 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:18:04 +0000 Screenie 93842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is a jolly place, I know that for a fact. My uncle went off to the 'funny farm' years back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93841 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:06:45 +0000 allmyownstunts 93841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if the farm is the same one that takes in white rabbits that run away? If so, you'll be glad to hear it's absolutely amazing. Snowy was so keen to get there that he left bloodstains all over his straw as he broke out of his hutch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93840 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:04:00 +0000 reforse 93840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was a "farm in Wales" when I was a kid, I hope this helps you narrow down your search </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93838 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:58:25 +0000 button 93838@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope CollieP and Rikkor don't read this </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93832 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:40:18 +0000 Screenie 93832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a dog,<br /> t'was a bit of a slag,<br /> hundreds of puppies,<br /> in a bag </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93831 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:36:01 +0000 nickb 93831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a dog<br /> his name was Spot<br /> A lively dog<br /> But now he's not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93830 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:35:13 +0000 nickb 93830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a dog<br /> his name was Rex<br /> He died<br /> From unprotected sex </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93829 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:34:43 +0000 nickb 93829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a dog<br /> His name was Rover<br /> But he went out<br /> And got run over </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93828 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:26:17 +0000 simonjmr 93828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Two sets of friends have recently told their kids that the family dog has gone to this wonderful farm, and have refused to take the kids to visit due to it being "too far away" - that's where I got the idea from. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93818 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:52:36 +0000 DiY 93818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simon, good luck in your endeavours.</p> <p>Don't suppose you can keep an eye out for brown garden song bird?<br /> My girlfriend said her Thrush has gone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93801 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:59:50 +0000 Gerontius 93801@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simon...that is so sad...best of luck with the search.<br /> While you're there, could you ask if they ever had a labrador called Blackie...it's just a long shot </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33006#post-93790 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:28:24 +0000 simonjmr 93790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Morse (35) today enters the 27th year of searching for the elusive farm Buttons, his 12 year old chocolate lab was sent to by his parents in 1984.</p> <p>"I have searched all the farms locally, but I still haven't found any evidence that Buttons lived there, all I can think is that my parents sent him to a farm that was a bit further a field. It's a long shot that I'll find him one day"</p> <p>Mr Morse recollects the day that Buttons was sent to the farm, "I remember coming home from school and Buttons had gone, My Mum and Dad told me he'd gone to a farm, as Bonfire night was coming up and the he'd have a field to run around in and lots of balls to chase. My Dad had just been promoted at work and we were moving to a new house. All that was left to remind me of Buttons in those final few weeks, in that old house was the piss stain on the living room carpet and the faint smell of dog poo in the utility room".</p> <p>"I'm just hoping that one day I can find the farm, as I now have a six year old Golden Retriever and in her olden years I'd like to think I'd send her to this wonderful farm that my Mum and Dad told me about, that Buttons went to".</p> <p>More soon </p>