http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 00:13:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93988 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:27:09 +0000 bonjonelson 93988@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Interesting thread. I like the idea of screwing with spammer's search engine terms:</p> <p><a href="http://www.vastudirection.com/">horse sex</a> | <a href="http://www.aquariusmediaa.com/">gay bar in delhi</a> | <a href="http://www.aquariusmediaa.com/seo-services.html">free goat porn</a> | <a href="http://www.aquariusmediaa.com/">cheap indian whores</a></p> <p>Muhahahaa </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93961 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 09:46:52 +0000 Qoxiivi 93961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Someone please delete this cunt and his links. Oh, and for those confused by my intermingling of metric and imperial, 300ft = roughly 90m. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93922 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:10:04 +0000 Sinnick 93922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is weird</p> <p>I had a dream where I was Kate Humble, going about my business in a tight-fitting top &amp; jeans, doing what girls usually do in the woods, with my hair waving nonchalantly over my shoulder. I saw these 2 very, very small young men near my research centre, and despite the fog, I wondered which of the two should I eat, and which should I devour in a wild, passionate, Lesbian japanese style way.</p> <p>But, then I thought, Fuck It - it's only a dream. Better not mention it to anyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93919 Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:13:16 +0000 bonjonelson 93919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My best ever dream was this: </p> <p>I was standing with some other people on the top of a skyscraper. it was like some kind of observation deck, and in every direction was buildings, mostly industrial, strange factories, with chimneys billowing smoke, etc. It was sunset, and we were looking at another skyscraper in the distance, on top of which was a large flat pad, standing on that was a large rocket. We heard a countdown, and watched as it slowly lifted off and climbed into the sky. And as we watched, it slowly started to up turn, and in an almost gracious arc slammed into the industrial city in front of us in an enormous fireball. At this point, I turned to my companions watching this disaster unfold in front of us and said "Wow, my dreams have amazing special effects". They agreed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93914 Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:55:53 +0000 thisisall1word 93914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What just doesn't make sense is mixing imperial and metric. Everything else was fairly kosher.<br /> Just checking up what Freud makes of that... typical lesbian fantasy apparently. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93623 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:31:22 +0000 Screenie 93623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you spoken to said mate since. Just to, you know, check he has been eaten by a TV presenter. Dreams rock, that dream particularly.</p> <p>Wish I was your best mate, sounds like you have the most fun. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93619 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:18:12 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 93619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The building was never going to offer much protection from a Kate Humble of this size" made me really struggle not to laugh out loud and/or spit my lunch all over my laptop.</p> <p>I always felt MLK's dream was a bit dull to be honest.</p> <p>I had a dream once where I was in a car with Joey from Friends and we were driving around trying to find somewhere that did an all-you-can-eat breakfast. That was quite cool. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32948#post-93617 Mon, 31 Oct 2011 12:12:27 +0000 Qoxiivi 93617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Martin Luther King can fuck off because the dream I had a few nights ago was much better:</p> <p>I was in the woods with my best mate (was best man at my wedding) and my parents’ old dog. Now, while this obviously provided some rudimentary cover from the 300ft Kate Humble that was after us (oh yeah, there was a 300ft Kate Humble after us, forgot to mention that) it was clear that it wouldn’t do forever.</p> <p>So, we decided to leg it across the field to the building about 300 metres away which felt sort of like home but looked like a medical research centre.</p> <p>It was now a bit foggy but we managed to get inside and I couldn’t resist turning around to see how much we’d out-run the Kate Humble by and if, hopefully, we’d lost her. We hadn’t as she came lurching out of the fog and into view after a few seconds and promptly trod on the people that were laying crazy paving which all of a sudden made perfect sense for no reason.</p> <p>So, we both immediately scrambled around for somewhere to hide but I chose a much better place than my mate who didn’t seem to have a clue how to handle the situation. The building was never going to offer much protection from a Kate Humble of this size and it wasn’t long before she’d torn much of it apart.</p> <p>It only took her a few seconds to grab my mate and now she was looking for me. As she peered into the window of the room where I was hiding my brain then decided she was a T-Rex instead; lazily lobbing in a stock memory of the one from Jurassic Park that looking into that Jeep. I distinctly remember thinking this was something of a turn up for the books as a 30ft T-Rex, although scary, could nevertheless cause significantly less damage, and would be much easier to outwit, than a 300ft TV presenter.</p> <p>Anyway, as it looked in it wasn’t starring directly at me but my mate’s head, which was hanging from the side of its mouth, was. Which was unpleasant. I then woke up. The End. </p>