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Forum » Topic: No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 16:47:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php JohnA on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92869 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:48:22 +0000 JohnA 92869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You see? JOF is amenable to pointless intimidation... dvo4fun on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92743 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:15:19 +0000 dvo4fun 92743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep, worthy FP FlashArry on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92721 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:39:28 +0000 FlashArry 92721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ superb - more stars Sinnick on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92719 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:37:28 +0000 Sinnick 92719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excellent, 5* of course, plenty of gags. Could add something about next victims, perhaps ? Easily good enough without, though JohnA on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92707 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:06:54 +0000 JohnA 92707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Passed the wife test. At least one good joke in every paragraph and not a word wasted. Well done. And if that mean bastard JOF doesn't make this a headline article I shall have his comedic license revoked. 5* dvo4fun on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92692 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:28:15 +0000 dvo4fun 92692@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ enormously funny in my 'umble opinion. Hat full of stars and I'll add my own 10p pocket money to VCG's pound writinginbsl on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92566 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:26:52 +0000 writinginbsl 92566@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ funny stars Vertically Challenged Giant on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92565 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:24:44 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 92565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Like it. I'm willing to bet one whole pound that this will be tomorrow's FP. Darkbill 2.0 on "No hard feelings, says PM as third Tory rebel dies in mysterious circumstances" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32554#post-92558 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:14:04 +0000 Darkbill 2.0 92558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The Police have said that the death of a third Conservative rebel MP earlier today, remains "unexplained". Meanwhile, David Cameron insisted that no ‘bad blood’ existed after 81 Tory MPs defied the government and voted for a referendum on EU membership. Clive Tuck, who represented Bickersly South, is reported to have driven his car off a cliff at a secluded beauty spot after first lashing his hands to the wheel and consuming an entire bottle of whiskey. Mr Tuck’s death comes less than 48 hours after fellow Tory rebel John Whitcroft was found decapitated whilst mowing trees at his country estate; while junior Minister Malcolm Burke was discovered floating in Bassenthwaite Lake after undertaking a fishing trip at three in the morning. Mr Cameron said: “We have lost valued, albeit treacherous, colleagues. But I think we should avoid jumping to conclusions about how these unrelated and entirely accidental deaths occured. No-one ever really quits the Conservative party and I like to think that this is something they realised just before the end.” Det. Ch. Insp. Mike Blunt, who is leading the enquiry, said: “None of these men had a history of taking their own lives, but nevertheless we cannot rule out the possibility of suicide. It is odd, I’ll grant you, but then so is the fact that it is impossible to lick your own elbow and yet you can’t blame that on the government whips.” Conservative Parliamentary private secretary Gavin Stork resigned in order to take part in the vote, and told the BBC that many Eurosceptic rebels are now in fear of their lives. He said: “I just don’t know who to trust. Every time I hear someone at the door I think it must be William Hague, here to give me a going over in the style of an even blander and more monotonous George Smiley. “I’m actually thinking of fleeing the country, not to Europe obviously, but maybe to some backwater in South-West India, or Guernsey.” The Prime Minister dismissed claims that the government had an axe or any other sharp implement to grind. “Of course, we aren’t engaged in some sort of vendetta,” said Mr Cameron. “Let me make one thing perfectly clear, people are entitled to their own differing and often dangerous views. "I’m sure the conspiracy nuts and other cranks will have a field day trying to link these brutual accidents with the EU vote. However, I would much rather offer my heartfelt condolences to the families of the four, sorry, three people who have died thus far.”