http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 16:18:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235#post-9393 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:36:25 +0000 edward hack 9393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are all crash test dummies male - I've never seen one with breasts...(only the ones they use in Sunderland, but they're blokes anyway)<br /> Was he using a mobile at the time of the accident?<br /> Most of the cars I have hit down the years have had women drivers - now that can't just be coincidence.</p> <p>Popemobile driver distracted by St.Mary's Bluecoat netball squad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235#post-9388 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:48:50 +0000 brownpaperreporter 9388@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Being selected for a job at such a prestigious company as NCAP gave me a real buzz" said Neil the claimant "at first when they produced the yellow and black stickers as part of the uniform, I joked and said "hope you aren’t putting me into a radiation chamber", they smiled knowingly. </p> <p>One of the major perks of the job is a brand new company car, I just didn’t realise it would be a new car every day! On our very first company trip, four of us from the latest graduate intake were in the car when it went straight into a brick wall. The driver seemed to be unconscious, his skin was quite plastic to the touch, the rest of us escaping with whip lash and a few knocks</p> <p>Second day, my turn to drive. Disappointingly I was given a Skoda Yeti, yesterday we had a top of the range VW Golf. The four of us set off, and blow me, straight into the same wall. I got out of the car and fell over as my ankle was broken. But I did find my black and yellow disc that I had lost the previous day, so some good came of it.</p> <p>Well, after a Mazda, Fiat 500, Honda Civic and another VW all went into the same wall, I contacted the Accident Claims Helpline. There had to be some blame attached to this.</p> <p>They said we seem to have a prima facie case. NCAP must be guilty of leaving that wall in such a position as to cause our cars to crash.</p> <p>Im doing this for me and for those I travelled with, some of whom are now on the scrapheap" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235#post-9377 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:25:05 +0000 brownpaperreporter 9377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Ed but Im strapped for time - theres some good wordsmiths out there ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235#post-9376 Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:13:03 +0000 editor 9376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Somebody write this up as a story - it's a funny idea </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3235#post-9287 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:38:57 +0000 brownpaperreporter 9287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/human-crash-test-dummy-1.jpg"> </p>