http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3227 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 00:15:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3227#post-9296 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:15:42 +0000 sauce 9296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rather disturbingly I know a lady called Betty and could imagine her in the part. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3227#post-9293 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 20:38:02 +0000 theumpire 9293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh dear! Looks like the start of another War of the Roses. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3227#post-9278 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:46:00 +0000 Ostsee 9278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Strange people in Lancashire. Bloody queer in Yorkshire. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3227#post-9261 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:20:24 +0000 brownpaperreporter 9261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Its inevitable I suppose" says Reg North, 48 from Derby "times are hard at present and not many of our group had that much money and our travel agent seems to have ripped us off. We had a whole week booked, and expected to get to Hedonism, not Hendsford. </p> <p>We tried to make the best of it, our traditional ice breaker "Muff Munch Monday" was more hat and scarf stuffing as it was so cold but that passed off OK. The Rubber Lovers Day was spent going round Kwik-Fit to the astonishment of some of the young lads in blue, but it was when we embarked on the Plunge Pool Porn that we were arrested.</p> <p>Everyone ignores the "No petting" sign at pools but when Betty Wilson attempted her famous deep-end threesome she came up for air and was greeted with a truncheon that she wasnt expecting.</p> <p>The Lancs police were helpful but the cells were nippy for a man of 60 plus in a thong and face mask"</p> <p>The group were let off with a caution and a couple of phone numbers </p>