http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32220 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 19:56:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32220#post-91490 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 09:00:16 +0000 brd888 91490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Government Minister for the Dept of the Elderly, Cremations and Energy rejected the Small Wooden Box idea. "They are difficult to heat. The use of gas heating systems often results in the whole box catching fire turning the occupants back to ashes and dust". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32220#post-91461 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 07:48:41 +0000 tonyhill 91461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Government is to debate the suggestion in the House of Commons. However an over enthuisiastic minister has suggested that older people move into small wooden boxes. They dont go out very much and this would be far more effective. It would also mean increased inheritance tax </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32220#post-91456 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 07:34:23 +0000 brd888 91456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"A married couple in their eighties and nineties, living in the Westminster area with a house with over 100 rooms - how fair is that?" said an unidentified spokesperson. "It's time we moved them out" he said before getting into his Aston Martin Vantage with Camilla as passenger. </p>