http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 15:30:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-92000 Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:47:15 +0000 Boutros 92000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thank you very much for some good editing and a NiB </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-91279 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:22:45 +0000 Perks 91279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, you just need to send Cox to some hot exotic country so he can properly explain it with some stones and a baked bean can. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-91274 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:10:24 +0000 Sinnick 91274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent work, 5*</p> <p>Not quite sure about the story's consistency with Peston colliding then being unavailable. Minor tweak needed there, perhaps </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-91261 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 08:40:26 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 91261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Forget Coxy. I think the real satire here would be to find the President of the EU and his deputy Baroness Whatshername hidden in a hole. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-91248 Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:24:27 +0000 dvo4fun 91248@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. I'm seeing stars. Love the idea and the Cox quotes in particular </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32158#post-91235 Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:34:18 +0000 Boutros 91235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following a chance collision with Robert Peston, TV scientist Professor Brian Cox thinks he's stumbled upon the whereabouts of the disappearing eurobillions, but too late to help the struggling economies of Greece, Ireland, Italy and the Isle of Wight.</p> <p>"It's crazy," explains the pop-star turned physicist. "All that money. The fact is it's simply spiralled into a black hole 2.5 kilometres south of Brussels. If you can imagine a toroid, looking down, from underneath, but not from here, from somewhere else, and then spin it round and round, and stretch that with a wrecking bar that's about as long as the milky way is wide, then you've got a very good imagination - I'd say an excellent imagination - but that's not going to help very much because as I said the money's all gone into a black hole."</p> <p>If the pop-star turned physicist is right, there's not a lot of hope of recovering the cash. Cox again: "Without a doubt, somewhere else in this universe, or in another one, in the future or in the past there'll be a corresponding white hole, spewing money, we don't know where. Somewhere there could be a world with creatures like dinosaurs or eels, and all this money coming at them, they won't know what to do with it. They might try and eat it. It's something we don't know."</p> <p>Peston was mercifully unavailable for comment. </p>