http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32042 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 02:41:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32042#post-90906 Sat, 15 Oct 2011 11:37:59 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 90906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was thinking of doing something along these lines with the M&amp;S adverts with the sultry voiceover.</p> <p>This is not just any whipped cream my lover is licking off my firm breasts and inner thighs, this is Marks and Spencers...etc etc etc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32042#post-90901 Sat, 15 Oct 2011 10:49:04 +0000 Ironduke 90901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'buggers muddle'...brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32042#post-90891 Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:53:16 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 90891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good work </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=32042#post-90883 Sat, 15 Oct 2011 09:04:22 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 90883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Twinings has upped the ante in the ferocious battle for the British tea drinker. In response to Tetley's 'tea-bagging' viral ads, Twinings latest TV advert features full penetrative sex.</p> <p>"Sex sells", said Marketing director Ron Jeremy. "We saw a 30% increase in sales when Stephen Fry read out words like 'moistness', 'perforations' and 'cunnilingus' over a video of a kettle coming to the boil. We followed it up with a short Hentai film with the tagline 'I've never been up me', and our sales went mad, people couldn't wait to get their hands on a box. It was a lot more popular than those crappy little Tetley doodles, I can tell you."</p> <p>The latest advert combines a Co-Ed sleep-over with a buggers' muddle, to a sound track by the Brighouse and Rastrick Colliery Band. "Our test audience loved it", said Jeremy. "ABC1s didn't comment but got really hot under their white collars, and most of the Ds started rutting."</p> <p>Tetley aren't taking the advertising campaign on directly, but are instead giving away tokens that can be collected for an 8-inch vibrating, rubber tea stirrer. </p>