http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31958 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:48:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31958#post-90682 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:06:12 +0000 Perks 90682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The mental image of someone snorting a whole banana will stay with me for the day, therefore stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31958#post-90678 Fri, 14 Oct 2011 06:37:28 +0000 Ostsee 90678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>According to the BBC, sleeping with someone is worth half a banana. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31958#post-90592 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:22:03 +0000 witless 90592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Japanese government has acted swiftly, in response to the radiation hot spot detected in Tokyo, by banning banana imports, which they have also reclassified as a class A drug for good measure.</p> <p>“Bananas are a natural source of radioactive isotopes” states Makoto Takumi, Minister for Internal Affairs “and we take our wesponsibilities wery seriously”.</p> <p>“Do you wealise that 500million bananas is the equivalent of standing for ten minutes next to the Chernobyl reactor core after explosion and meltdown” he continued, “those Wuskies might be careless with their nuclear programme, but we are not”. </p>